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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Funny AskReddit post asking people moments they heard people saying stupid things | Suzanne_Marie 11335 points 4 hours ago locked my purse with my keys and cell phone my apartment went office ask maintenance let woman at desk said she would call maintenance and asked phone number they could reach at said there wasn't one because my cell phone locked my apartment. She insisted she needed number said could give her number but wouldn't be able answer if they called. She suggested get my phone out

17 Cringey Times People Witnessed Exquisite Foolishness

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Thoughtful Thread Points Out The Privileges Most Of Us Take For Granted

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Funny AskReddit thread about what naked people would do if they had to put out a fire or fend off a burglar | r/AskReddit posted by Nazamroth People who sleep naked is plan case fire or murderer? posted by sherminator19 Whip out my cocktail sausage make fire and/or burglar leave alone because guilt.

AskReddit Thread For Naked Sleepers Strikes Comedy Gold

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20+ Oddly Specific Ordinances and Little-Known Laws

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Jaw Dropping Thread Explains What It’s Like To Be Swallowed By A Whale

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Creepy stories on Reddit that people couldn't explain | posted by KitKeating 1985. My ex wife and were sleeping. There small sliver light coming through window streetlight, so room and bed were dimly visible. Our black Pomeranian at end bed asleep dreamt woke up, reached down pet him, and he turned into glossy black bivalve/oyster thing which opened up reveal rows gleaming glass teeth woke up my ex backpedalling up

People Share Their Unsettling 'Glitch In The Matrix' Moments

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26 People Share Dumb & Wholesome Things They Used To Believe

People on Reddit share their "Never Again" moments, marriage, dating ,drinking, drugs, silly stories, funny stories, animals, dog walking, poop | one thing made say never fucking again And why? | Feltch_McAvity 8h 314 Awards Attempting catch my dogs shit bag rather than picking up ground. Seemed like good idea. Dog sharted up my arm. Had long walk back home through my neighborhood covered shit. Never again.

45 'Never Again' Vows Ranging From Silly To Very Serious

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Reddit users share common myths about their counties that are false, incorrect stereotypes

People Share Dumb Myths About Their Countries & Continents

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Couriers Share Their Strangest Delivery Stories & Encounters

creepy stories, scary stories, creepy, unexplained, unsolved mysteries, stories, reddit, askreddit, thread, weird, spooky, mysterious | redditaccount1_2 Right after quarantine started got package mail addressed my name and my address and contained 1 pink starburst and nothing else this day have no idea who sent or why return address vacant office space across country. Edit did not eat postmark matched address believe but 's been so long l'm not positive, there is one friend

Ordinary People Share Creepy & Unexplained Experiences

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Dad and the dog memes, keanu reeves, john wick, john wick memes, silly memes, dogs, dog memes, doggo memes, furries, animal memes, family gets a dog | Dad doesn't want dog Family gets dog anyway Dad and dog: john wick shooting pistols with a dog on his head. man grilling and a dog standing on two waiting by his side.

Classic 'Dad and The Dog' Memes Filled With Wholesomeness

comebacks | tweet by abby @abbypauline been 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell God doesr have plan senpai @jasminsenju Girl sound like he tryna kill u

Clever Comebacks That Deserve A Plaque For Their Spice

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People Imagine What 2020 Would Look Like As A Cocktail

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funny askreddit thread about the worst birthday gifts people have ever received | JPO_5x5 11h 8 Awards 8 years old growing sunflowers with my mom one summer. My aunt decided get some fertilizer flowers my birtbday. On my birthday unwrapped my present and saw looked like tub vanilla ice cream, but opened there literal horse shit.

20 Disappointed People Describe The Worst Birthday Gifts They Ever Received

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Employees Share Horrific & Bizarre Incidents That Nearly Made Them Quit