Spoiler Alert: chocolate syrup in the bedroom isn't sexy

The magic of childhood!

Girls and gays weight in as well

Evil genius

Being single is preferable to this crap.

We can spout as much utopian baloney as we like, but the world would be a much duller place without injecting a tiny bit of hatred into it every now and then. It's only natural that in life we come across people and characters that we find to be dislikeable , and there's nothing more frustrating than when that individual seems to be inexplicably popular. Worse still is when they're considered to be somebody to look up to, and there's barely anyone who'll listen to you complain about them. This …

Delicious drama

Learn from their experiences.

Oof.

Surprisingly pure

Some things are just special like that.

Good grief.