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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories.

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Funny AskReddit post asking people moments they heard people saying stupid things | Suzanne_Marie 11335 points 4 hours ago locked my purse with my keys and cell phone my apartment went office ask maintenance let woman at desk said she would call maintenance and asked phone number they could reach at said there wasn't one because my cell phone locked my apartment. She insisted she needed number said could give her number but wouldn't be able answer if they called. She suggested get my phone out

17 Cringey Times People Witnessed Exquisite Foolishness

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Thoughtful Thread Points Out The Privileges Most Of Us Take For Granted

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Jaw Dropping Thread Explains What It’s Like To Be Swallowed By A Whale

creepy stories, scary stories, creepy, unexplained, unsolved mysteries, stories, reddit, askreddit, thread, weird, spooky, mysterious | redditaccount1_2 Right after quarantine started got package mail addressed my name and my address and contained 1 pink starburst and nothing else this day have no idea who sent or why return address vacant office space across country. Edit did not eat postmark matched address believe but 's been so long l'm not positive, there is one friend

Ordinary People Share Creepy & Unexplained Experiences

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Classic 'Dad and The Dog' Memes Filled With Wholesomeness

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comebacks | tweet by abby @abbypauline been 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell God doesr have plan senpai @jasminsenju Girl sound like he tryna kill u

Clever Comebacks That Deserve A Plaque For Their Spice

ask reddit, funny, 2020, quarantine, pandemic, funny comments, clever, witty reply, covid-19, alcohol, funny threads, reddit thread | r/AskReddit u/ggfchl go up bartender and tell him Make 2020 drink does he make? snowballer918 6h 14 Awards Pours everything 's spilled on bar mat into shot glass.

People Imagine What 2020 Would Look Like As A Cocktail

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Cartoonist Brutally Roasts Redditors By Sketching Their Ugliest Features

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Funny jokes that went over peoples heads, reddit, askreddit | 12h casualreader22 121.0K Senior year religion class at Catholic High School. Our Deacon teacher asks us "Whats two words not supposed say Jehova's Witness class wasteland boredom figuring hell, raised my hand and responded "Come Dead. Silence. Might as well as have had tumbleweed rolling by record answer Happy Birthday."

14 People Share Their Best Jokes That Flew Completely Over People's Heads

Funny meme showing an Ask Reddit post that asks out of 7.7 billion people on earth, what is no one doing; someone replies "dating you"

Feeling Attacked Rn

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Food Scams That Would Leave Anyone Feeling Betrayed

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Funny AskReddit post asking what's the hardest thing you've had to say to someone is; someone replies with, "worcestershire"

No One Truly Knows How To Say It

Stories of people who slept through things

15 Deep Sleepers Reveal The Most Ridiculous Things They've Slept Through

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19 Dank Memes We Painstakingly Collected Just For You

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Funny AskReddit question about being under house arrest

That's Not A Challenge

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'So You Have Chosen Death' Memes Lament Risky Decisions

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Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week

Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week

Employee learns all their coworkers were hired at $20/hr when he was hired at $18/hr with more experience, confronts his boss about it: 'I have 7 years experience in related fields'

Employee learns all their coworkers were hired at $20/hr when he was hired at $18/hr with more experience, confronts his boss about it: 'I have 7 years experience in related fields'

‘I live alone in a small one-bedroom apartment’: Woman refuses her sister’s demand to move in again after a breakup to protect her boundaries

‘I live alone in a small one-bedroom apartment’: Woman refuses her sister’s demand to move in again after a breakup to protect her boundaries

Preschool teacher sends child home in another student's clothes that their parent brought in, mom is baffled: 'Clothes are really expensive and I can't afford to replace them'

Preschool teacher sends child home in another student's clothes that their parent brought in, mom is baffled: 'Clothes are really expensive and I can't afford to replace them'

'I’m there every day, getting up at 5 AM': Boss refuses to pay employee $65k a year despite earning $450k in the last tax year

'I’m there every day, getting up at 5 AM': Boss refuses to pay employee $65k a year despite earning $450k in the last tax year

29 Memes That Demonstrate Memeing

29 Memes That Demonstrate Memeing

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