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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Heinous & Disrespectful Things That Have Happened At Funerals

While the living may have a say in their funeral plans before they die, the truth is that they're more for their loved ones who are grieving. Unfortunately, sometimes those people cannot be trusted to behave appropriately at what is supposed to be a respectful and somber affair. Redditor u/Bankrupt-R-Us has provided us with ample proof after soliciting r/AskReddit for some serious funeral horror stories. These shameful tales are filled with sorrow, cringe, and most importantly: reminders that you shouldn't be an asshole during intensely personal and painful moments. 

Askreddit thread wants people to share their funeral horror stories, death, bad things at funerals, depressing | kellywithayy 11h O 1 Award My Mother Law took photo wine glass during lunch had after, and she posted on Facebook. Guess her caption Life is Grand my mother's funeral.
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Cartoonist Brutally Roasts Redditors By Sketching Their Ugliest Features

We know that roasts involve people literally asking for it, but also...why? Guess some people are just confident enough to not be legitimately and deeply hurt by it, and honestly we're pretty envious of that. This round of Reddit roasts takes the form of insulting sketches (made by SketchyCrab) that highlight the victim's worst features!

brutal cartoon roasts | unflattering caricature roasting a girl with thick thighs
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Redditors Share Their Unsettling 'Glitch In The Matrix' Moments

It may not be Halloween, but that doesn't mean we can't get our fix of spooky stories in the off-season. Scary stories are one of those things that most people enjoy hearing, but not experiencing themselves. They may give you nightmares but at the end of the day, that adrenaline rush is totally worth it. Now onto the creepy stories! And check out even more on eBaum's World!

Creepy stories on Reddit that people couldn't explain | posted by KitKeating 1985. My ex wife and were sleeping. There small sliver light coming through window streetlight, so room and bed were dimly visible. Our black Pomeranian at end bed asleep dreamt woke up, reached down pet him, and he turned into glossy black bivalve/oyster thing which opened up reveal rows gleaming glass teeth woke up my ex backpedalling up
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25 'Unfun Facts' For People Who Want To Feel Unsettled

We've been seeing a lot of wholesome content lately. It makes sense. When the world feels bleak, most people need a little positivity to remind them that even the pain is temporary. This post is not for these people. Reddit user u/mc_gnome took to r/AskReddit requesting people share some 'unfun facts' on the thread. The responses weren't just 'unfun,' they're actually mind-blowingly morbid and depressing. But some people, like us, enjoy learning of the cruelty of nature. And these posts are for you.

Cringey and unsettling facts from AskReddit, disturbing animal facts, yikes, crigneworthy | gkibbe 11h 4 Awards People who handle cockroaches develop allergies them. This usually prevents them drinking pre-ground coffee because cockroaches get grounded with large batches. Reply 21.7k
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14 People Share Their Best Jokes That Flew Completely Over People's Heads

For those of us who aren't professional comics, attaining perfect comedic timing and delivery is a moment to be relished and appreciated. Unfortunately for the Redditors taking part in this thread, their brilliance went woefully unnoticed. We're here to bring them the glory that they so deserve. 

Funny jokes that went over peoples heads, reddit, askreddit | 12h casualreader22 121.0K Senior year religion class at Catholic High School. Our Deacon teacher asks us "Whats two words not supposed say Jehova's Witness class wasteland boredom figuring hell, raised my hand and responded "Come Dead. Silence. Might as well as have had tumbleweed rolling by record answer Happy Birthday."
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18 Americans Explain What They Were Surprised To Learn Is Strictly 'Murican

When you've lived in one place your whole life, you get used to the various customs and behaviors that are standard in your country. So much so that traveling abroad can be a huge culture shock for a lot of people. These American Redditors are sharing the things they realized are completely unique to American culture.

funny realizations about usa culture | Sugar visited Japan, even some their sweetest desserts pale comparison much sugar is American food.
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Twenty-Three Men Share What Made Them Walk Out Of A Date

Red flags are one thing. But to make someone straight up walk out of a date is another. Sh*t's gotta be serious. Redditor u/PorridgeBeforeBed took to the r/AskMen subreddit to ask members to share their ejection-worthy date stories. We'll give you some spoilers: a lot of people are addicted to their phones, a lot of people are looking for free meals, and others don't seem to understand that a date is between two people. The stories are disappointing, but not seriously surprising. So strap in, get your reading glasses, and learn what not to do on a romantic evening.

Funny stories about bad dates, reddit, tinder | made walk out date on date with stunning girl, but turned out be one those people who are addicted their phones. Called her out on playful manner about her checking Instagram with sitting right front her and she got super defensive about like way too much said) and sat silence about 30 seconds which stood up, took my jacket and said "well lovely meet but ive got bounce"
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Hate Baby Yoda? There's A Safe Space For You On Reddit

Baby Yoda took the internet by storm in the Fall, and there are still scads of memes devoted to that tiny green alien. It would seem that The Mandalorian birthed meme immortality with this character. Most people seem pretty pleased to scroll past the critter on their timelines, but that's not the case for everyone. 

Earlier today it came to our attention (Thanks, Know Your Meme) that there's actually an entire subreddit dedicated to the hatred of Baby Yoda. The memes on the site are either violent attacks on the Yoda clone, or cringey reposts of horrifyingly basic Baby Yoda memes. While we don't hate the cute character, we're fascinated and extremely entertained by all this contempt. We've put together some mean-spirited examples of the hate, but we highly recommend visiting the subreddit for more surprisingly brutal content. 

Memes about hating baby yoda, baby yoda hate subreddit | WHO WOULD WIN? BABY YODA BABYNUT my red semi truck run them over Posted r/babyyodahate reddit | IMAGINE Baby Yoda Senses knife attack, he throw his chicky niggies at knife does nothing knive stabs 6. and caresses His sternum and arteries and blood splat goes everywhere on Mr Tumnus Narnias face
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Bitter 'Nice Guy' Memes & Moments

Rejected dudes on the internet are famously good at taking the "Nice guys finish last" way too seriously. And r/niceguys is a subreddit that is extremely good at documenting these "nice guys" and their cringey antics. This gallery is full of memes made by bitter incels and a whole lot of enraged DMs from guys who need some lessons on how to treat women like human beings. And if you need a palate cleanser after all this cringe, check out some of one of our wholesome meme galleries. 

Cringey nice guys, bitter nice guys, incels dming women, men who can't deal with rejection | a boy blocking a light saber strike from behind object labeling And nice girl Nice guys | Tweet all boys do is play 2k, jerk off, and lie. Queen dont even have gaming system and been on no fap over 40 days now would never lie someone as kind as would love talk more DMs
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Redditors Share Weird Household Rules They Grew Up With

Growing up I thought that my parents were harsh. They rarely let me attend sleepovers, I never went to sleep away camp with the cool kids, and anything television beyond PBS was an absolute no-no. I've walked around with a chip on my sheltered shoulder ever since. Until yesterday, when I saw an enlightening thread on r/AskReddit.

Reddit user u/ctsom took to the subreddit and asked fellow redditors to describe the weird rules they grew up with as kids. The customs and boundaries range from extremely strict to extremely weird. And like me, you may end up feeling like your upbringing was relatively normal.

Reddit thread about weird household rules that their parents and guardians implemented, strict parents | posted by Zenosparadox1 sick couldn't be my bed because would make dirty. My mom put towel corner on hardwood floor and had stay there until she dee!ed better enough use my bed
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Photographers Share Outlandish Requests From Entitled Influencers

The self-importance of influencers seems to have no end. Some influencers demand free hotel stays, others are more into free wedding photography, but one thing's for sure: they're incredibly entitled and suffer from serious delusions of grandeur. Today we got an extra large taste of this abhorrent attitude in the form of an r/AskReddit thread. U/peaches1687 asked the subreddit's photographers to share the most outrageous requests they've received from influencers. They (and people in other career sectors) were happy to oblige.

Funny AskReddit thread about the outlandish requests people have received from influencers | Photographers Reddit is most outrageous photo shoot request have received an Instagram influencer. Beet Poop" Some influencer promoting betanin beets as healthy diet. She want take images colored-change poop this is actually normal those can't process betanin
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'Dad and The Dog' Memes Are The Wholesome Content We All Deserve

This "Dad and the dog" dank meme combines two of our favorite things: dads and doggos. The meme exploits the idea that dads are truly marshmallows under their tough exteriors. The first instance of the meme featured Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson with a cute dog, paired with a joke about a dad's hesitance about getting a dog, and his eventual love for the damn critter. The memes have been popping off since early this week, and it's easy to see why. 

Dad and the dog memes, keanu reeves, john wick, john wick memes, silly memes, dogs, dog memes, doggo memes, furries, animal memes, family gets a dog | Dad doesn't want dog Family gets dog anyway Dad and dog: john wick shooting pistols with a dog on his head. man grilling and a dog standing on two waiting by his side.
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Food Scams That Would Leave Anyone Feeling Betrayed

False advertising is never cool, but there's something about false food advertising that kinda next-level stings. Looking forward to a pizza and then discovering it lacks cheese or boasts just one circle of pepperoni is practically devastating. There's even a subreddit dedicated to this kind of betrayal. On r/foodscam you'll find tragic lies involving pizza, sandwiches, and even "crookies" - cookies that are woefully misrepresented in their packaging. We've put together some of the more horrifying crimes against consumers from the subreddit, but there's loads more where these come from. 

food scams and false advertising from the r/foodscam subreddit, pizza, pepperoni, funny pictures, food pictures | bun with only a small piece of bacon in it. frozen pizza with exactly three slices of pepperoni placed only where the packaging is transparent
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Doomer Girl Memes Are Blowin' Up Pretty Much Everywhere

Back in 2018 we started seeing dank memes featuring a version of Wojak who was later given the name "Doomer." The character is a depressed 23 year old chain smoker with a decidedly dark view of life. Earlier this week we started to see a resurgence of these Doomer memes featuring a new face - a goth girl sporting an edgy choker and rosy cheeks. These "Doomer Girl" or "Doomerette" memes started popping up everywhere, even on some pretty basic Instagram accounts.  The jokes range range from gaming to painfully ironic anti-memes. And they're all pretty good.

funny doomer memes, doomer and goth girl, doomerette, wojak, reddit, instagram, dank memes | wojak lady egirl goth with choker and short dark hair. This is every straight couple Bushwick Imao every straight couple bushwick Imao every straight couple bushwick Tap tag location This is every every straight couple Bushwick. iran in 1973 iran in 2019.
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