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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Distressed Dude Turns To Reddit After Discovering A Very Crappy Relationship Issue

Well, sh*t. One very shook gentleman took to Reddit after discovering that his girlfriend was wiping her butt with his gym socks. The entire situation is insane, and after she explains herself it gets even more crazy. Could you stay with your significant other if you found out they'd been using your socks to clean their bottoms? 

Funny reddit thread about girlfriend poop on socks, using socks to wipe.
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15 Deep Sleepers Reveal The Most Ridiculous Things They've Slept Through

There are some people in this world who will literally sleep through a train running through their bedroom and not even stir. Is this a good or bad thing? Well, on one hand you'd never have to worry about annoying neighbors waking you up in the middle of night, but on the other hand, you would have to worry about sleeping through a literal disaster like these people!

Stories of people who slept through things
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'Dad and The Dog' Memes Are The Wholesome Content We All Deserve

This "Dad and the dog" dank meme combines two of our favorite things: dads and doggos. The meme exploits the idea that dads are truly marshmallows under their tough exteriors. The first instance of the meme featured Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson with a cute dog, paired with a joke about a dad's hesitance about getting a dog, and his eventual love for the damn critter. The memes have been popping off since early this week, and it's easy to see why. 

Dad and the dog memes, keanu reeves, john wick, john wick memes, silly memes, dogs, dog memes, doggo memes, furries, animal memes, family gets a dog.
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19 Dank Memes We Painstakingly Collected Just For You

Gather round, my weary and wandering Internet travelers. We know the day has been long and hard. Why not take a load off and peruse these freshly plucked memes, fresh from the ripened loins of the r/dankmemessubreddit? 

Dank memes from r/dankmemes subreddit, memes about gaming, memes about being a kid.
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'So You Have Chosen Death' Memes Lament Risky Decisions

The drama of Lord of the Rings has always lent itself well to dank memery, and we're happy to report that this format featuring the villainous Saruman is making a bit of a comeback on Reddit. The scene being used is from The Fellowship Of The Ring, a moment in which Saruman offers Gandalf a choice between joining him or dying. Gandalf refuses to help Saruman, who remarks "So you have chosen death." The foreboding line is generally being used in much lighter contexts - think family quibbles and "things i don't like" style memes. They're pretty good, and we're happy to see the format is alive and well.

Funny Saruman memes, Lord of the rings memes, so you have chosen death, dank memes.
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Cartoonist Brutally Roasts Redditors By Sketching Their Ugliest Features

We know that roasts involve people literally asking for it, but also...why? Guess some people are just confident enough to not be legitimately and deeply hurt by it, and honestly we're pretty envious of that. This round of Reddit roasts takes the form of insulting sketches (made by SketchyCrab) that highlight the victim's worst features!

brutal cartoon roasts
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Salty People On AskReddit Describe What They're STILL Pissed About After All These Years

These Redditors may be salty, but we think they have every right to their salt - sometimes people you thought you could trust just do ya wrong and you can never forgive them for that. Honestly they deserve to give these people a piece of their mind, even after all these years!

For a final sprinkle of salt see this other AskReddit thread describing encounters of "Rich Kid Syndrome". Salt. For. Days.

Salty People Describe What They're STILL Pissed About After All These Years
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21 Patient Souls Share The Dumbest Questions They've Ever Been Asked

Have you been down on yourself lately? Felt that maybe you're lacking in the intellect department, or not living up to your potential? This hilariously enlightening Reddit thread could be the ego boost you need. User Yurtle asked AskReddit perusers to share the most stupid questions they've even been asked - and the results convey stupidity of epic proportions.

Another thread had people sharing the strangest thing they've ever experienced, and even stranger was a thread where people shared the worst fanboy meltdowns they encountered. AskReddit continues to prove that we are truly a fascinating race.

Funny AskReddit comments about the stupidest questions people have ever been asked.
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30 'Me and The Boys' Memes That'll Fill You With Nostalgic Immaturity

Our new favorite shitpost is a real blast from the past. A 1967 episode of Spider-Man is the latest meme fad to annoy redditors and Instagrammers alike. The still features Spider-Man's enemies Rhino, Vulture, Electro and Green Goblin, and is generally used to describe dumb things one might do with "the boys" back in the day. Think typing 80,085 on a calculator. While some people might want to forget their more immature moments, we opt to revel in them. If you like what you see, check out our boys at Ebaum's World. There's more where this genius came from.

Me and the boys memes, spider-man villains.
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14 People Share Their Best Jokes That Flew Completely Over People's Heads

For those of us who aren't professional comics, attaining perfect comedic timing and delivery is a moment to be relished and appreciated. Unfortunately for the Redditors taking part in this thread, their brilliance went woefully unnoticed. We're here to bring them the glory that they so deserve. 

Funny jokes that went over peoples heads, reddit, askreddit.
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'Steve Rogers Going Through History' Memes Captain America's Time Travelling Fate

Another day, another dank Avengers: Endgame meme! The r/dankmemes subreddit has been flooded with Captain America (Chris Evans) memes for the past two days, and these particular formats deal heavily with history. In Endgame, chooses to travel through time permanently to spend the rest of his days with Peggy Carter, the love of his life. These memes address the fact that the former Captain America would have a wealth of historical knowledge that Peggy lacks - and can even use it to his advantage. The result is a versatile dank meme that's endlessly entertaining.

And you know what else is endless? The amount of memes we're getting out of Endgame even way after the movie's initial release. An absolute win, some might say.

Funny Avengers: Endgame memes with Chris Evans about Captain America/Steve Rogers travelling through time, and Peggy Carter not knowing what happens in the future.
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Lobsters In The Titanic's Kitchen Are The Stars Of Our New Favorite Meme

When Twitter user @SpacemanQuisp tweeted a joke about the Titanic's sinking being a blessing to the kitchen's lobsters back in 2011, he probably had no idea that nearly a decade later the concept would become a dank meme. But here we are. The meme, while having seen moderate popularity on Twitter, has surged in popularity in recent weeks - mostly on Reddit. The entire concept is so specific, and so hilarious, that we're really unsurprised that it's absolutely killing. Here are some of our favorite iterations.

Funny memes about titanic lobsters, lobsters in the titanic's kitchen, titanic sinking.
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33 Hilarious Tidbits That'll Chip Away At Your Boredom

We're here to help you take your mind off of the fact that sadly, tomorrow is Monday. We know, sorry to remind you again. So instead, we'll redirect you to the memes below which contain all the classics including funny tweets, Tumblr posts and our favorite - stupid and completely pointless memes! Have at 'em!

memes about amazon offering you to buy more toilet seats and about a blowfish getting stressed from nothing
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