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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 11, 2025)
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Mom leaves 9-year-old daughter's friend at school despite promising her dad she'd take her home, dad refuses to drive the daughter anywhere ever again: ‘She had to walk home while it was pouring rain’
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23-year-old refuses to pay $20/day to stay in friend's apartment while she looks for a job, won't contribute anything to the household: 'Your friend is the one using you'
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‘I’m not the baby’s parent. I have my own goals and life to focus on’: College student refuses 20-year-old new mom Maya, who expects her to put her life on hold and babysit he newborn constantly because they’re best friends
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Mom of 4-month-old leaves home for an hour, husband sends her voice note of the baby crying: 'I thought you would text me if something was wrong'
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