Forever changed

A giant sexy Shrek in stilettos and a black sleek leather jumpsuit is taking over the skies in places all over the world—a true jet-setting material swamp girl.

Americans are asking for a Duolingo to step in.

They do things differently across the pond.

Bless her

Comedy gold from across the pond

Looks like a fun guy

Not the Onion, we swear.

Apparently we've been living the good life here in the United States and we didn't even know it. No, we're not referring to healthcare. We're talkin' sprinkles. Colorful specks of sugar that adorn everything from ice cream cones to a doughnuts. Apparently in the United Kingdom , American sprinkles are illegal as they contain food colorings found to cause thyroid problems and hyperactivity in children. The FDA doesn't find the same warning necessary. That's probably because more hyperactivity =…

We love the dumb drama.

She'll never die.

Poor Prince Charles.

Blimey!