There's something sexy about a person who is able to care for things. While many people would swoon over an individual responsible enough to care for a high-maintenance dog , or a slightly chiller cat, there are other beings that need tender love and affection to thrive. We're not talking about turtles, parakeets, or horses. We're talking about plants. As a city dweller, I'm not seeing many people walking their ferrets or pigs. And many of my peers aren't even permitted to have pets beyond fish…

Harmonious

(Probably)

Halloween is just around the corner, and you know what that means! For fans of the animal kingdom, it means it's time to find an animal costume that carefully treads the line between being a furry and being Regina from Mean Girls . When you're a kid, it's easy to dress up as a cat or a wolf without getting any slack for it. Animal costumes are available, possibly a little basic, but most of all, cute. As an adult, you have to choose between whatever hogwash Spirit Halloween has to offer or the…

We're all well aware that the Twitter hellscape has a lot to offer in the comedy department. Funny writers and aspiring humorists manage to craft short and sweet tweets packed with a whole lot of cleverness and publish them freely for netizens to enjoy. There's just one tiny problem: there is a whole lot of unpleasantry and even vitriol on the site as well. Political arguments, bad takes , and relentless trolls are ever-present. To save you from all that grossness and aggression, we've collecte…

Halloween is almost upon us, and as a thirty-something with low energy, I'm not as excited as I used to be. In the days of yore, I would get together with friends and start planning our costumes months in advance, down to our footwear. Whether or not we ended up looking good was another story, but my god - we were enthusiastic, and we were prepared. These days I'm left trying to find a two-hour window to fetch some facial hair from Spirit Halloween , and struggling to do so. It's a rough life.…

We're an army, better yet a navy, better yet, crazy—RiRi memes in the air!

Have you ever felt like a plastic bag or a meme?

You've gotta hand it to frogs and toads. It's well known that it is not easy being green. So why is it so damn easy to scroll through a bunch of dumb and wholesome frog memes ? It's true that the meme world tends to favor cats and dogs, and though we do love a good cheems meme, our amphibious friends kind of get the shaft where meme attention is concerned. And we're not okay with that. So it's time to show some love to our favorite froggy critters. These memes and posts are just a taste of the…

Roll for memes.

Don't stress—your kids will still love you even after you secretly throw away some of their art.

Don't tell King Charles

It's not a phase

Swipe left, swipe right, either way the odds are not in your favor.

Take a dose

Hops rule