Hey lawyers, are you okay? I think the answer, for many of you, is a resounding “no.” That whole trope of parents wanting us to be lawyers seems pretty messed up based on all the memes lawyers are making about how terrible - and terribly tiring - their lives are. After slaving away at school, it seems that you have a whole lot more work to look forward to, and because of that, a pretty oppressive schedule and a dubious quality of life. But then there's the whole paycheck thing. Based on these l…

For as long as I can remember, being a trash animal has been considered the adorable raccoon's game. The masked critters would creep around in the night, destroying giganting garbage bags of food, rifling through compost, and even waltzing into my Brooklyn apartment to hydrate from my poor cat's fountain. Once they just straight up started gobbling up her food. Until relatively recent years, raccoons left our other favorite trash critter, possums, in the proverbial dust. Possums are complicated…

Green juice is gross, don't lie

One meme, Two memes, Red meme, Blue meme, Black, Blue meme, Old meme , New meme . This one has a little car. This one has a little star. Say! What a lot of memes there are. Yes. Some are red, and some are blue. Some are old, and some are new. Some are sad, and some are glad, And some are very, very bad. Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad. Some are thin, and some are fat. The fat one has a yellow hat. From there to here, From here to there, Funny things are everywh…

Or are you the bad guy?

Claws out

Greetings, gamers. It's time for yet another hefty batch of our favorite gaming memes of the week. We truly hope you enjoy them as much as we do. Whether you're all about intense online multiplayer gaming or you prefer the quietude of a solo Minecraft session, we've got dank memes for every kind of gamer in this collection. We even threw in a few fresh gaming tweets for good measure. Enjoy until next week.

I'm going to come out and say it: I'm a Scorpio. And it hasn't been easy. Scorpios are one of the most maligned signs of the zodiac . I think we are simply misunderstood. There's so much more to us than being jealous, or incredibly, mind-blowingly sexy. We contain multitudes. For example, we're really, really good at stalking people on the internet. We're also fiercely loyal people, willing to go the extra mile for our family and closest friends (of whom we may not have that many - Scorpios lov…

If variety is the spice of life, then memes are spicy as hell. Think about it. If it exists, there are memes about it. We've covered everything from knitting memes to forklift operator memes , and those two topics are the tiniest drop in a massive bucket (of memes). Memes are as varied as the people who make them, and if we start thinking about this on a global scale it's daunting. Hell, I've even seen fart kink memes, and I wish I hadn't. Fortunately for everyone looking at this little batch o…

Happy Tuesday, y'all. I don't know how to say this, but I've been feeling this major void. My Mondays working from home feel empty. I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. It took me a little while to realize it wasn't just the stomach flu I'm afflicted with, but it finally dawned on me that I actually really miss watching The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. For all the sh*t I talked during its run, the show wasn't half bad. And the memes inspired by Ring…

Time to put a Santa hat on that skeleton decoration.

Stock up on some Pedialyte

Ahhh

Tired of being tired, but awake enough to complain about being tired.

I've got a real case of the Mondays. Some might say that that is an incredibly corny way of saying that “I'm tired and over it,” and to that I say, you're absolutely correct. I am here to reclaim dad culture by self-diagnosing myself with a bonafide case of the day of the week Garfield the cat hates most. I think I hate Mondays more now that I'm an adult. When I was in college, I was doing homework all of the time anyways, so it didn't matter as much what day of the week it was. As far as I cou…

I want you to think about something for a second. When was the last time you actually used a map? Like, really consulted it? We've all got them in our phones, but I'm talking physical maps . With the exception of a few hikes, I know I haven't gone the analog route. It's kind of surreal how dependent we've become on our phones and GPS. Maps are now a fun feature when we're looking for a delivery restaurant, or consulting a news article about the spread of Covid-19 or the war in Ukraine. Our favo…