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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Mom demands grandma cut short 5 day vacation to babysit 4-year-old and 6-year-old, gets offended when she tells her she's disappointed: 'I wouldn't ask if I wasn't desperate'
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Son works for parents' hospitality business, gets upset when he is fired for starting similar business without telling them: 'We were down to our last $1'
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Daughter-in-law gives in-laws $50K and supports her husband through 6 years of unemployment, in-laws criticize her for becoming a stay-at-home mom: 'Their cash cow is gone and it bothers them.'
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Boss asks employee why she didn't respond to the message he sent at 10 PM on a Tuesday: 'When did we all agree that being available 24/7 was normal?'
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Woman refuses to stay at date’s tiny NYC studio during blizzard and sticks to original plan of going home to sleep in her own bed, and shovel her driveway
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