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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Employee leaves at 2 PM daily to pick up kids from school, manager complains they only work 5 hours a day: 'There wasn't much indication of willingness to change'
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24-year-old brother refuses to financially provide for his 16-year-old sisters' baby: 'She said I was abandoning her like her boyfriend did.'
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Woman leaves friend on the side of the road after finding out she stole $800 from her account to pay for their girls trip to New Orleans: ‘She linked my card to cash-loading apps’
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Employee doing the work of 2 people asks company for a $40K raise: 'It would cost the company $120K to hire another employee to do my previous job.'
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‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': 21 Parenting laughs for witty mothers and fathers (March 7, 2026)
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