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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Office requires employees to help move furniture to save $ on professional movers, worker injures his back while helping out: 'My boss rented a van and said it would be a fun team-building'
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Employee doing the work of 2 people asks company for a $40K raise: 'It would cost the company $120K to hire another employee to do my previous job.'
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21-year-old reserves king size bed on 9 person vacation, refuses to switch to queen size for two friends who are sharing: 'They called me a "mattress size queen"'
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Laid off job seeker with expecting wife applies for 4500 jobs in a year, moves back in with family to avoid debt: 'I just don't know anymore'
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26-year-old boyfriend breaks up with his rich, successful, educated girlfriend because he thinks she's too good for him
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