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Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.
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50-year-old father expects his four adult children to help him raise a newborn baby, whom he intends to gain custody of: ‘We all have our own lives going on’
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Husband allows niece to take his wife's souvenir Sanrio coloring book from Japan, she demands it back: ‘[He] said I was petty and childish’
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Dad wins $30k on a Super Bowl bet, offers $500 to son, son is offended and wants to turn it down: 'Acting like he's paying my mortgage'
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Job applicant gets rejected for role, faces criticism for being try-hard in HR interview feedback: 'Our team values authenticity'
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Company installs productivity tracking software that screenshots employees computers every 10 minutes, claims they can't afford yearly raises anymore: 'I've been at this place for 4 years and every year its the same story.'
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