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Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.
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Employee starts 8 hour finance shift at 7 AM, boss reprimands him for his 'schedule and visibility': 'Most people come in around nine and leave around six'
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Professor assigns students an open-book take home exam, 25% of the class don't do it: 'It’s 40% of the total grade.'
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Lazy employee demands coworker cancel customer policy, faces clapback in response: 'I've had enough'
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18-year-old refuses to invite his stepmom to his high school graduation because she locked him in a room when he was 6: 'She just doesn't know how to act.'
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Employee demands whole office works harder, manager pleads for her to calm down: 'She was calling me on her day off'
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