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A collection of funny posts about various stomach-turning, cursed food items.

Cursed Food Creations From The Shadow Realm

Yeah, hard pass for me on these.
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Funny Tumblr posts and shitposts that came out funny | darkvioletcloud im going through my skyrim screenshot folder 40 Do want poison delicious quinoa, susan? 459 30 148 Yes No 36 179 90 18 han-j1 Who names their character Susan darkvioletcloud poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which gave nickname so wouldn't accidentally sell name weapon is "delicious quinoa, Susan" | Person - Sponsored 's Hard Meet Our Significant Other Early On LifeHotStories Learn more Imaonade really really try hard avoid po

50 Funny Tumblr Posts That'll Help You Waste Your Time

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A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

The world's an awesome place sometimes.
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A creepy Tumblr post about a house guest discovering a hidden staircase | stephrc79 So l'm staying at friend's house Boston And their guest room is door. There are STAIRS closet! Now where do those stairs go may ask?

Tumblr Post: House Guest Discovers Secret Staircase

Good old Boston architecture.
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Tumblr filled dadisms for hilarious family stories

16 Hilarious Tumblr Family Stories Filled to the Brim with Dadisms

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Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems for Strength Against Boredom

Fight the ever reaching drabness!
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Girl finds shark on the beach, and then yeets it back into the ocean | love going walks at night, especially there's clear sky, so age sixteen, would go few miles up beach around midnight most nights. One night, while still about mile our house saw something rolling surf s either plastic bag caught on log thought Or four foot shark jogged over not plastic bag caught on log shark moving and didn't appear be hurt, but caught water only an inch or so deep, being pushed higher with every wave by

Girl Discovers Shark On Beach, Throws It Back Into Ocean

There should be an animated short for this.
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JESUS DON'T CURR BOUT UR SOCIAL MEDIA

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43 Funny & Random Internet Gems

Memes, tweets, funny pics, and screenshots
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A funny Tumblr story about Stabby the Roomba | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer

Tumblr Thread: Roombas Are Beautiful Beings

It makes sense.
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A bully snowplow ends up picking a fight with the wrong mailbox | Let's see little punks smash my letterbox now aerylon Folgen This reminds this guy who used live on my dad's street. Every time snowed snow plow would take out his mailbox and only his mail box. And just be clear done intentionally. No one knows why, but driver snow plow would target his box and mow down. He'd call DOT complain, and would get an earful excuses amounted not our fault have wimpy mailbox.

Bully Snowplow Picks Fight With Wrong Mailbox

Should've been a nice snowplow.
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A quick Tumblr post on how cowboy tips end up making for great life advice | generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95 them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim | Things Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words live by according cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings Don't squat with spurs on Don't let yearnings get ahead earnings Don't dig water under outhouse Don't go if don't know way out Don't mess with some

Tumblr Post: Cowboy Tips Make Great Life Advice

Yeehaw.
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A funny Tumblr thread about the cube theory and different foods | TIL about unifying cube rule theory claims settle not only Is hotdog sandwich question, but many other similar food debates. via reddit.com unatkozorobotok Follow Cube Rule Food identifying dishes based on starch locations

Tumblr Thread: Unifying Cube Theory Settles Hot Dog Debate, Starts Others

One debate settled, many more ignited.
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