tumblr

Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

Favorite

Mediocre Memes For Bored People With Low Standards

It's tiring trying to keep up with high meme standards. Sometimes it's hard to find high quality and clever images that will make you laugh. Sometimes, we have to settle for memes that are only slightly amusing, corny, or old as hell. These are those kind of memes. And they deserve love, too.

Funny random memes, relatable memes, dank memes, stupid memes | into essential oils myself BACON GREASE | *8am on camping trip* Friend should really eat breakfast before start Will Ferrell opening a beer
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

A Humble Mix Of Amusing Memes, Tweets & Tumblr Posts

Happy Monday, freaks! Time may be an absolutely ridiculous concept at this point, but there's something about the first day of the office-life workweek that continues to stink to high heaven. To combat the feelings of despair, hopelessness, and boredom, we've put together this very varied gallery that might help distract you from your pain. At the very least we know they won't hurt you more. 

Funny random memes, relatable memes, tumblr posts, twitter, funny tweets, star trek, patrick stewart, ad blocker, wwf, wrestling | OPEN CHANNEL FERENGI VESSEL! OH USING AD BLOCK SUPPORT OUR OPERATIONS WITH ADVERTISING REVENUE DISABLE AD BLOCKING PROTOCOLS ORDER COMMUNICATE WITH THIS VESSEL GRAND NAGUS OH FUCK'S SAKE FAF 415 Star Trek | walking into work knowing there's an 8 year old YouTuber made $26 million year clown with coffee cup
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Tumblr Thread Follows Wholesome Family History Of Animal Rescues

This year (more than ever) it feels like we're struggling to find a smidgen of good news in a fiery garbage pit of tragedy. Every once in a while we get lucky, and today is one of those days. Over a year ago, Tumblr user gallusrostromegalus shared an incredibly wholesome (and incomplete) list of animals their grandfather brought home to their grandma during their 67 year marriage. The list is comprehensive, funny, and reminds us that kindness does exist in the world. 

It's also not the first time that gallustromegalus has gone viral for animal-related content. The hilarious antics of their parents dog, Arwen, caught the attention of many media outlets such as Buzzfeed. They're currently working on a book of family lore, but if you enjoyed this thread (and maybe the one about Arwen), consider donating to their Patreon. You'll receive more heartwarming content, and will be supporting a disabled writer who depends on their creativity to pay the bills.  

Wholesome list of animals someones grandparents brought home over the course of their long marriage, cute animals, cats, squirrels, dogs | gallusrostromegalus An Incomplete List Animals my Grandpa brought home over course his 67-year marriage Gandma Annabell solid white and completely deaf pit bull used let mom draw on her belly World's Ugliest Tom Cat, who turned out be cuddiest teddy bear an animal Cocker spaniel named "Captain" Stupid Cat Litter baby raccoons Three more cats completely bald
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Funny Memes That Live At The Intersection Of Law And Crime

You don't need to be a lawyer or a "criminal" to enjoy this assortment of memes. Their relation to the legal system is loose at best - instead of dealing with real, heavy issues, this gallery focuses more on amusing (and fabricated) courtroom interactions, foiled criminal acts, and general mockery of the law. Which we wholeheartedly support when tasty memes come out of it.

funny memes about law, crime, legal system, criminal law, tumblr, tumblr posts, tweets, funny tweets, courtroom, judge | sextronautt can lawyers argue without crying lightspeedsound am lawyer and let tell gets like super close dude Source: sextronautt 1,277,233 notes
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Very Dumb Cat Memes Purr-Fect For Wasting Time

Here's a roundup of 35 good old fashioned cat memes just for your enjoyment. We have to warn you that most of them are incredibly dumb. Like, so dumb that you'll be angry at yourself for indulging in such stupidity. But it's totally okay to laugh at stupid sh*t sometimes. We give you permission.

Funny cat memes | meows my cat My cat hearing make 10 grammatical errors just one meow: | No one's ever gonna love with attitude cat giving a thumbs up
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Savage Prank Ideas & GIFS For Practical Jokers

TGIF, y'all! One of our favorite ways to blow off steam after a long week of work is by watching prank videos. Unfortunately, most "pranksters" on Youtube have started to pull immature, and frankly cruel, pranks like throwing away their boyfriends' video games or girlfriends' makeup. That ain't the kind of pranking we're into. We're into the stuff that will pack a mental punch instead of actually hurting someone. Of course there are a few exceptions that prey on stupid people, but nobody's perfect. This batch of tweets, memes, and gifs is just the kind of silly fun we're looking for when it's time to take a load off. 

Funny prank gifs, memes, and tweets | Stop government tracking car: Remove RFID chip factory by snipping off this tube. car wheels | lauralot89 Hey everyone, so know organizations like UNICEF and whatnot allow buy kind gifts where donate mosquito nets or something person's name? Well lot those organizations will let donate vaccines, as turns out. Like, right now on UNICEF's site, providing 100 polio vaccines kids need is 19 USD. And not saying should buy and then send card an anti- vax relative
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

20 Language-Related Memes And Fails For Cunning Linguists

In this day and age, it's not surprising if someone you meet can speak two or more languages. We, however, have barely mastered the absolute intricacies of the English language. Maybe Duolingo can help us become the polyglots we've always wanted to be. In the meantime, we'll focus on the funny aspects of language, with these memes, tweets, and comics.

Tumblr, tweets, twitter, funny memes, funny tweets, language memes | David Burge @iowahawkblog Yes, English can be weird can be understood through tough thorough thought, though Traducir del inglés 1/5/15 17:55 6.635 RETWEETS 5.029 FAVORITOS Take Vaccines TakeThatsalk 6m HeyTekThatEnglish 2
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Twenty-Eight Dumb Yet Entertaining Memes Perfect For Break Time

Happy fricken Friday! It's time for you to get off of work and go have some fun! Read: move from the table to your bed, and then browse through some memes, because every single day is exactly the f*cking same.

Funny random memes | Golden Girls all 2020 depressed need cookie. | nobody: sylvester stallone: Spongebob Squarepants making a funny face
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Quick Tumblr Thread Perfectly Depicts The Struggle Of Wearing Glasses

When I was a kid I thought glasses were the coolest. Mostly because my father had terrible eyesight and wore glasses whenever eyes were required. My bespectacled friends felt differently. Between their tales of fielding the rage of parents after breaking countless pairs of glasses and coping with smudges and fog, it became clear that having four eyes was not better than two. This Tumblr thread, while arguably dumb, definitely captures the nuisance of having poor eyesight. It also makes an excellent case for Lasik and contact lenses. 

Funny tumblr thread about the struggles of wearing glasses | blurry definition of the word perfection noun condition, state, or quality being free or as free as possible all flaws or defects satiny perfection her skin synonyms: flawlessness, excellence, superbness, sublimity, exquisiteness, magnificence, perfectness Fltlessness, impeccability, immaculateness, exemplariness satiny berfection her skin person or thing percelved as embodiment perfection am told ufe, al pertection itself synonyms id
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Imaginative Tumblr Saga Brings Angels & Demons Together Over Sandwiches

We're not usually ones for zany Tumblr writing prompt threads, but this one is an exception. It encapsulates everything we love about quirky Tumblr. The story starts from the point of view of someone simply making a sandwich. After accidentally drawing a magical symbol with condiments, a demon is summoned to your home. And somehow manage to quell his demonic rage by making him a sandwich of his own. He likes it so much he returns with other demons. The rest is a creative, imaginative and kinda wholesome whirlwind. And it's all below.

Tumblr writing prompt about angels, demons and sandwiches | writing-prompt-s While putting favorite condiment on sandwich accidentally make magical occult symbol and summon demon. teawitch silently take two more slices bread out package and make another sandwich put on plate with handful potato chips and hand demon. He takes sandwich, smiles and vanishes puff demonic smoke next day get job promotion were after. There no contract. No words spoken owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Tumblr Fun: 'The Umbrella Academy' Characters As Weird Stock Photos

Neflix's The Umbrella Academy, now on its second season, has inspired quite a few excellent memes. The show, which is inspired by the comic book series of the same name, features an awesome cast (Ellen Page!) and has been garnering excellent reviews for both its seasons. The warm reception extends to avid tv-watchers, who are putting their own spin on the show by creating memes such as 'Vanya and Five Drive By Each Other.' But the fund doesn't stop with image macros. Tumblr user heinouspurification (whom we can no longer seem to track down) pleasantly surprised us today with an entertaining post. Its purpose? To cast the UA cast as weird stock photos. And oh, it does not disappoint. 

Weird stock photos as characters from the umbrella academy | heinouspurification Follow Characters umbrella academy as random stock images found art class. Luther man with giant fists | Ben ghost sheet in a hat and glasses
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Forty Entertaining Memes To Satisfy All Your Comedy Needs

If you like memes, then you've come to the right place. And if your friends like memes, you should share this gallery with them. You won't be sorry you did, we promise.

Funny random memes | first gender reveal party be like: Oh shit 's boy meteor striking the dinosaurs | order 12 things at once on amazon but only get one shipping notification Oh, yeah s all coming together. Kronk The Emperor's New Groove
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Eye-Opening Tumblr Thread Explains The BS Of Women's Clothing Sizes

Practically any woman can relate to this scenario: you're in a clothing store and you find a pair of jeans you like. Only thing is, when you try them on, they're tight in one area and too loose in another. And when you find another size, the same thing happens. What gives? This fascinating Tumblr thread explains why brands intentionally make arbitrary clothing sizes and why celebrities always look like their clothes fit perfectly in every single photo!

Craving more Tumblr content? Check out this thread about the absurdity of learning a language!

Interesting Tumblr thread about clothing sizes and how celebrities get their clothes to fit so well | inkdot This weekend told story which, although kind ashamed admit because holy shit is ever obvious, is kind blowing my mind.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Time-Wasting Pics That Get The Job Done

We know you need memes. We know this because we also need memes. Everybody needs memes. So here is a gallery of 27 memes that we thoroughly enjoyed. They're not particularly high-quality but they get the job done.

Funny random memes | ima get these grades get my education watching lights flicker class Bee Movie | My girlfriend at 2am boys saying one more game two panda dragging back another panda cub from being picked up by a carer
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Thirty-Two Memes And Pics That Aren't Very High-Quality

If it's memes you want, then memes you shall get. Because, ya know, we kind of specialize in that sort of thing. They're not very high-quality, but we're pretty sure you'll enjoy them nonetheless.

Funny random memes | Star Wars prequels Anakin Obi Wan over mannequin have high ground | Hit like if youve had shitty conversation with friend friend at 2am while sitting at this exact table glass table
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Thirty-Two Pointless Posts For The Painfully Bored

Ain't nothin' better than a whole host of random BS to help keep you entertained for at least a little bit. And by "BS" we mean some low-quality content we curated just for you.

Funny random memes | adhd is acting up while trying read so have read same paragraph 5 times actually absorb' anything LET READ [adult swim LET REEEEAD! Todult rwim Eric Andre let me in | D'laney @brennanmdg 13 Std. Just looked outside my window here California wtf Warner Bros. intro
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -