Are we still playing that “He's a 10, but…” game? It seems to have died down over the past couple of weeks, but the concept is timelessly fun. Rating people via numbers is something that has been done for a hot second. To be honest, I have no clue when adding numeral values of hotness to others was developed as a way of ranking

I like to laugh; Sue me! If it's a crime to laugh out loud, then I am on the fast track to being sent to a maximum security prison . More than laughing itself, I love to embrace cackling as my primary medium for conveying the joy that lives within me. Cackling is not just a laughter type, it's a way of living. I do not care that I sound like a witch. I do not care that now everybody in the room is looking in my direction. I do not care that an elderly gentleman is now asking me why I'm ‘screami…

I am a simple woman who just wants people to be happy. Do you derive pleasure from chugging down ten 20 oz bottles of Diet Dr. Pepper every day of your life? If so, far be it from me to deny you such a delicacy. You might be the subject of derision from your family, your partner, your doctor, and society at large, but you won't be made fun of by me, no way, no how! We're all adults here, and we all have something in our lives that we do “too much” in order to cope with the extremely goofy

Roll for memes.

These never get old

There are times to slow down and times to speed up. If you're luxuriating in a delicious bubble bath on a Friday night, it's time to sit back and take your damn time because it won't last forever. If you're working as a lifeguard at your local community pool and you see some suspicious bubbles, you know what to do sport. Consuming memes can lean towards being a speedy activity; you want those memes hot, fresh, and sizzling, and then you want to move on and take in some more memes. As someone wh…

Do you know how to read? Are you fascinated by history and mythology, particularly of the Greek and Roman variety? Well, you're in for a real treat! Turns out the people of Tumblr and Twitter really, really, really enjoy classical mythology. They could go on about it for days, debating mythological hypotheticals, or delivering sharp one-liners about the deities worshiped by Ancient Greeks and Romans. We've put together a hearty helping of these sorts of posts. I wouldn't treat them as one would…

Happy Sunday, internet users and abusers! We've almost made it through yet another fabulous weekend on our illustrious planet Earth. How does it feel? Well, after an unfulfilling weekend of trying to recuperate from the workweek, I'm honestly still tired as hell and feel like my life is passing me by. It's pretty cruel that the weekend hasn't really helped my mood or my general feelings about existence. I always find myself wondering how many days off it takes to actually feel good. The weekly…

Everyone and we mean everyone , deserves the distinct privilege of mindlessly messing about every once in a while. In fact, we believe the people of the world have the collective right to give our tedious routines the middle finger when possible. To procrastinate and fritter away our time to our heart's content. You know, to turn on the TV while that agonizingly dull conference call is dragging on forever and you're conveniently on mute. To ignore the too-late text from your hard-assed boss who…

While most products come in various sizes, some things are just meant to be consumed in bulk: Netflix shows, Costco's entire inventory, and Cheese Balls . I have never seen Cheese Balls in a compact container in my life. Every Cheese Ball in the world is in an absurdly large package that I cannot conceptualize being practical for anyone. How long does it take a family to eat one industrial-sized box of Cheese Balls? I can't imagine they could finish it in less than two months. Maybe that's by d…

The most understated way to laugh

Catch them if you can!

Everybody (and everything) has their own limitations. Even we here at Memebase are self-aware and honest enough to admit that it's basically impossible to consistently serve up the very best memes to grace the many pages of the internet. There are simply not enough witty, intelligent and funny people creating them these days - and not enough people with good taste sharing the good ones that already exist. If we are being totally sincere about why and when we seek out these tasty morsels of come…

The end of the weekend can be difficult. Especially after a holiday weekend. Our energy is usually at an all-time low (at least it is on our Sundays) and almost any form of inane entertainment will keep us enraptured enough to forget about Monday's impending doom and the anxiety of heading back to work. You can turn on the television and get sucked into some series about a serial killer, or some wartorn country, and actually feel pretty good about your current station. Especially after you've e…

2022 was a big year for goblins, and people who always feel like goblins. In fact, “goblin mode” was bestowed with the honor of being Oxford Dictionary's word of the year. According to Know Your Meme , goblin mode is “ a slang term initially used to describe a person or animal acting feral or the cowgirl sex position which later achieved more literal association with goblin-like, chaotically evil behavior.” That is probably due to the fact that the term first gained popularity in connection wit…

I'm obsessed with people who have their own little personal vernacular uniquely theirs. My Elementary school music teacher had such a way with words, particularly with coming up with “swear words” that were so unrecognizable from actual swear words. Whenever she got frustrated, she would say things like “fiddle faddle foo” or "need;