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It's tiring trying to keep up with high meme standards. Sometimes it's hard to find high quality and clever images that will make you laugh. Sometimes, we have to settle for memes that are only slightly amusing, corny, or old as hell. These are those kind of memes. And they deserve love, too.

Happy Monday, freaks! Time may be an absolutely ridiculous concept at this point, but there's something about the first day of the office-life workweek that continues to stink to high heaven. To combat the feelings of despair, hopelessness, and boredom, we've put together this very varied gallery that might help distract you from your pain. At the very least we know they won't hurt you more. 

This year (more than ever) it feels like we're struggling to find a smidgen of good news in a fiery garbage pit of tragedy. Every once in a while we get lucky, and today is one of those days. Over a year ago, Tumblr user gallusrostromegalus shared an incredibly wholesome (and incomplete) list of animals their grandfather brought home to their grandma during their 67 year marriage. The list is comprehensive, funny, and reminds us that kindness does exist in the world. 

It's also not the first time that gallustromegalus has gone viral for animal-related content. The hilarious antics of their parents dog, Arwen, caught the attention of many media outlets such as Buzzfeed. They're currently working on a book of family lore, but if you enjoyed this thread (and maybe the one about Arwen), consider donating to their Patreon. You'll receive more heartwarming content, and will be supporting a disabled writer who depends on their creativity to pay the bills.  

You don't need to be a lawyer or a "criminal" to enjoy this assortment of memes. Their relation to the legal system is loose at best - instead of dealing with real, heavy issues, this gallery focuses more on amusing (and fabricated) courtroom interactions, foiled criminal acts, and general mockery of the law. Which we wholeheartedly support when tasty memes come out of it.

Here's a roundup of 35 good old fashioned cat memes just for your enjoyment. We have to warn you that most of them are incredibly dumb. Like, so dumb that you'll be angry at yourself for indulging in such stupidity. But it's totally okay to laugh at stupid sh*t sometimes. We give you permission.

TGIF, y'all! One of our favorite ways to blow off steam after a long week of work is by watching prank videos. Unfortunately, most "pranksters" on Youtube have started to pull immature, and frankly cruel, pranks like throwing away their boyfriends' video games or girlfriends' makeup. That ain't the kind of pranking we're into. We're into the stuff that will pack a mental punch instead of actually hurting someone. Of course there are a few exceptions that prey on stupid people, but nobody's perfect. This batch of tweets, memes, and gifs is just the kind of silly fun we're looking for when it's time to take a load off. 

In this day and age, it's not surprising if someone you meet can speak two or more languages. We, however, have barely mastered the absolute intricacies of the English language. Maybe Duolingo can help us become the polyglots we've always wanted to be. In the meantime, we'll focus on the funny aspects of language, with these memes, tweets, and comics.

Happy fricken Friday! It's time for you to get off of work and go have some fun! Read: move from the table to your bed, and then browse through some memes, because every single day is exactly the f*cking same.

When I was a kid I thought glasses were the coolest. Mostly because my father had terrible eyesight and wore glasses whenever eyes were required. My bespectacled friends felt differently. Between their tales of fielding the rage of parents after breaking countless pairs of glasses and coping with smudges and fog, it became clear that having four eyes was not better than two. This Tumblr thread, while arguably dumb, definitely captures the nuisance of having poor eyesight. It also makes an excellent case for Lasik and contact lenses. 

We're not usually ones for zany Tumblr writing prompt threads, but this one is an exception. It encapsulates everything we love about quirky Tumblr. The story starts from the point of view of someone simply making a sandwich. After accidentally drawing a magical symbol with condiments, a demon is summoned to your home. And somehow manage to quell his demonic rage by making him a sandwich of his own. He likes it so much he returns with other demons. The rest is a creative, imaginative and kinda wholesome whirlwind. And it's all below.

Neflix's The Umbrella Academy, now on its second season, has inspired quite a few excellent memes. The show, which is inspired by the comic book series of the same name, features an awesome cast (Ellen Page!) and has been garnering excellent reviews for both its seasons. The warm reception extends to avid tv-watchers, who are putting their own spin on the show by creating memes such as 'Vanya and Five Drive By Each Other.' But the fund doesn't stop with image macros. Tumblr user heinouspurification (whom we can no longer seem to track down) pleasantly surprised us today with an entertaining post. Its purpose? To cast the UA cast as weird stock photos. And oh, it does not disappoint. 

If you like memes, then you've come to the right place. And if your friends like memes, you should share this gallery with them. You won't be sorry you did, we promise.

Practically any woman can relate to this scenario: you're in a clothing store and you find a pair of jeans you like. Only thing is, when you try them on, they're tight in one area and too loose in another. And when you find another size, the same thing happens. What gives? This fascinating Tumblr thread explains why brands intentionally make arbitrary clothing sizes and why celebrities always look like their clothes fit perfectly in every single photo!

Craving more Tumblr content? Check out this thread about the absurdity of learning a language!

We know you need memes. We know this because we also need memes. Everybody needs memes. So here is a gallery of 27 memes that we thoroughly enjoyed. They're not particularly high-quality but they get the job done.

If it's memes you want, then memes you shall get. Because, ya know, we kind of specialize in that sort of thing. They're not very high-quality, but we're pretty sure you'll enjoy them nonetheless.

Ain't nothin' better than a whole host of random BS to help keep you entertained for at least a little bit. And by "BS" we mean some low-quality content we curated just for you.