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A Humble Mix Of Amusing Memes, Tweets & Tumblr Posts

Happy Monday, freaks! Time may be an absolutely ridiculous concept at this point, but there's something about the first day of the office-life workweek that continues to stink to high heaven. To combat the feelings of despair, hopelessness, and boredom, we've put together this very varied gallery that might help distract you from your pain. At the very least we know they won't hurt you more. 

Funny random memes, relatable memes, tumblr posts, twitter, funny tweets, star trek, patrick stewart, ad blocker, wwf, wrestling | OPEN CHANNEL FERENGI VESSEL! OH USING AD BLOCK SUPPORT OUR OPERATIONS WITH ADVERTISING REVENUE DISABLE AD BLOCKING PROTOCOLS ORDER COMMUNICATE WITH THIS VESSEL GRAND NAGUS OH FUCK'S SAKE FAF 415 Star Trek | walking into work knowing there's an 8 year old YouTuber made $26 million year clown with coffee cup
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If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop

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The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop

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36 Memes That Double As Boredom Antidote

Bored? Forget the Snickers. What you need is a healthy serving of humor. These memes cover all the bases: nerdy, historical, relatable, and just plain dumb. As a bonus, we can guarantee they won't give you cavities or leave bits of peanuts stuck in your teeth. 

Funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, relatable memes, history memes, funny tweets | My elder brother who does gymnastics professionally My younger brother who can hold plank an hour who Garries weight my failure | nickjonestattooist "No tattoos thanks, my body is temple" Temples:
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Tumblr Thread: Unifying Cube Theory Settles Hot Dog Debate, Starts Others

This silly Tumblr thread aims to settle the ongoing "is a hot dog a sandwich?" debate by bringing the unifying cube theory into play. The thing about that whole cube theory though is that it only ends up leaving behind a whole lot more confusion than was already there in the first place. With that being said, I'm totally on board with calling those little smokies/mini hot dogs in the puff pastry, sushi. 

A funny Tumblr thread about the cube theory and different foods | TIL about unifying cube rule theory claims settle not only Is hotdog sandwich question, but many other similar food debates. via reddit.com unatkozorobotok Follow Cube Rule Food identifying dishes based on starch locations
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Tumblr Thread: Strange Horticultural Technique Is Terraria IRL

Look at those guys. This strange horticultural technique called Espalier aims to grow trees in a flat manner, which can end up increasing fruit yield, and maximizing or minimizing sunlight exposure. Tinker around with that sunlight exposure, and you're actually able to capitalize on more fruitful growing seasons. With all the benefits of Espalier having been noted, there's no getting around the fact that it does look like a real life take on the infamous video game, Terraria

Check out some more weird tree lore with this Tumblr thread about how trees are low key monsters.

A funny Tumblr post about a strange horticultural technique that flattens trees | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Seguir recently learned about horticultural technique called Espalier s funniest goddamn thing ever seen.
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Memes To Help You Through Life's Thankless Hell

The world is going to sh*t and there's really nothing we can do about it from the comfortable discomfort of our homes. The best we can do is try to salvage what's left of our mental health and try to keep our chins up. One way to self-soothe is by looking at memes. And here's a crap ton of them. 

Funny random memes | Not cellphone sight, just people living moment. medieval classic painting depicting a beheading scene guillotine | New years day Looking forward 3 months later 2020 Disntectant BAZAAR Donald Glover Childish Gambino
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Tumblr Thread: Humans Will Pack Bond With Anything

This fun Tumblr thread escalates quickly after a few folks share their hilarious experiences with befriending some of the hard working, earnest Roombas of the world. It considers what it'd look like if there were a knife-wielding Roomba on board a human starship, and all the kinds of chaos that would inevitably ensue. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread about how humans are weird, durable space orcs.

A funny Tumblr thread about how humans will pack bond with anything | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer
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Tumblr Post: House Guest Discovers Secret Staircase

There's something just plain old spooky about discovering a hidden staircase or suspect deadbolt that someone at some point in history went out of their way to hide from everyone. In this case, we're encouraged by the fact that those scratch marks apparently indicate this was likely some tomfoolery. For some more gold from the world of Tumblr, check out this Tumblr post about how spiders rule the world's cranberry bogs.

A creepy Tumblr post about a house guest discovering a hidden staircase | stephrc79 So l'm staying at friend's house Boston And their guest room is door. There are STAIRS closet! Now where do those stairs go may ask?
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Tumblr Thread: Roombas Are Beautiful Beings

It's weird. Humans have this ingrained proclivity to attach themselves to the most unexpected objects. Like, for instance, a Roomba. You never know. You find that Roomba cleaning up your perfect mess and suddenly you're infatuated with this beautiful piece of technology. If you enjoyed this Tumblr thread check out some more Tumblr gold with this thread about the Chilean Cat Foreman

A funny Tumblr story about Stabby the Roomba | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer
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Tumblr Users Analyze "The Incredibles" To Oblivion

Talk about an Incredible discourse. We can always count on the wandering minds of Tumblr to put their heads together, and churn out some real gems. This particular roundtable discussion centers on the infamous film, "The Incredibles." Maybe one of the best superhero movies of all time. So many easter eggs and intricate patterns throughout the film. The only question is how much of what's being discussed was intentional on the part of the filmmakers vs. pure coincidence? 

Tumblr users go all in on a conversation about The Incredibles | silverhawk honestly tho scene incredibles where mr. incredible sees names all old super heroes used be his friends he knew Back Day and every one them has been killed by syndrome is such chilling scene so many reasons like one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on same island he's at now and two, its heartbreaking bc means almost every hero wanted try out being hero again despite laws against and wanted try
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16 Punny Tumblr Posts That'll Blow Your Damn Mind

Monday Punday! We've put together this assortment of groan-worthy pun posts to help you avoid today's brutal reality. You're welcome.

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