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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

... but just long enough to blanche them. If you Kendoll the flame too much, you might singe their blonde tips! - Matty Malaprop

Awwwww, that tower is simply adarable! - Matty Malaprop

Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop

You be lookin' like a fool, wit yo' knickers on the ground. - Matty Malaprop

Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar goggies over here!