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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

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Awwwww, that tower is simply adarable! - Matty Malaprop

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It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop

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It's actually a colloquial shortening from the original Welsh phrase "Toteselesq'atabargrileshmidoo Mc'mwangborgoddul Goatsempriq'attlattl." THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

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No wonder this broadcast is so terribly firetruck. - Matty Malaprop

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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

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Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

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After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop