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Awwwww, that tower is simply adarable! - Matty Malaprop

It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop

No wonder this broadcast is so terribly firetruck. - Matty Malaprop

This is just so incredibly self-evident, and I'm just so incredibly mortified by this kind of mildly fetishistic humor. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS KIND OF THING. - Matty Malaprop

... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe it's closer to Origamember? - Matty Malaprop

... but just long enough to blanche them. If you Kendoll the flame too much, you might singe their blonde tips! - Matty Malaprop

Looks to me like Barbie finally got some tail! - Matty Malaprop

I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop

After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop

In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop