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... but just long enough to blanche them. If you Kendoll the flame too much, you might singe their blonde tips! - Matty Malaprop

No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop

Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop

Wooooo boy, this brew's strong enough to kill a Cobra! - Matty Malaprop