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You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

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Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

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This is just so incredibly self-evident, and I'm just so incredibly mortified by this kind of mildly fetishistic humor. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS KIND OF THING. - Matty Malaprop

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In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop

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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

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Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

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If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop

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It's actually a colloquial shortening from the original Welsh phrase "Toteselesq'atabargrileshmidoo Mc'mwangborgoddul Goatsempriq'attlattl." THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

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Do you think if I shatter a Maroon 5 CD like a Jäger bottle, I'll wake up hungover and realize the existence of that song was just a bad, drunk dream? Fingers and liver crossed... - Matty Malaprop

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It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop