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... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

It's actually a colloquial shortening from the original Welsh phrase "Toteselesq'atabargrileshmidoo Mc'mwangborgoddul Goatsempriq'attlattl." THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop

No wonder this broadcast is so terribly firetruck. - Matty Malaprop

Wooooo boy, this brew's strong enough to kill a Cobra! - Matty Malaprop

You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop

Awwwww, that tower is simply adarable! - Matty Malaprop

Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop

If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop

Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop

Do you think if I shatter a Maroon 5 CD like a Jäger bottle, I'll wake up hungover and realize the existence of that song was just a bad, drunk dream? Fingers and liver crossed... - Matty Malaprop

Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop