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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

Seems like age hit the poor man like a hurricane. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I just did there? Now that's what I call urbane humor. - Matty Malaprop