opposites

after before Edgar Allan Poe opposites Po po' rich slang - 6547455744
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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

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acid base draw something drawing illustration opposites - 6526102016
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Acidwut you did there, sir. And it was far, far better than the awful thing I just did. - Matty Malaprop

luge lose similar sounding winner winter olympics loser opposites luger - 6891831552
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This image has really opened my eyes. I don't think I'll be able to ski the Winter Olympics the same way ever again! - Matty Malaprop

on neon off literalism opposites suffix - 7045838080
By Sofa-Knee (Via Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

queen nobility freddie mercury lyrics song bohemian rhapsody lion king opposites - 6718093056
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Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

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Oh Pleated Jeans, you always put the "sassy" in Jeff Wysaski! - Matty Malaprop

adder answer eight literalism minus misinterpretation opposites question three - 5037855488
By xyzpdq1
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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

lying opposites similar sounding snoop dogg snoop lion - 6511791360
By xyzpdq1
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I mean, how could you possibly snap-judge a person's truthfulness like that? Shame on you, xyzpdq1. - Matty Malaprop

literalism gay Before And After opposites straight double meaning straitjacket - 6738510080
By Junggg
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Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

construction destruction Mass opposites similar sounding weapons wmd wmds - 5321268480
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I kind of take issue with this pun; A simple piece of heavy machinery can't construct mass! That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

david stern expression face happy opposites stern surname - 6157103104
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His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

after before cat dogs homophone Kat Dennings name opposites shoop - 6613174272
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop