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comparison opposites similar sounding suffix - 6265011200
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Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop

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shoop man Lord of the Rings opposites girl suffix - 7080715008
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

sarah jessica parker surname driving driver opposites parking - 6895046144
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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

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on off literalism opposites suffix - 7045838080
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

construction destruction Mass opposites similar sounding weapons - 5321268480
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I kind of take issue with this pun; A simple piece of heavy machinery can't construct mass! That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

country Hall of Fame literalism opposites surname - 6146264320
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Do you see what I just did there? Now that's what I call urbane humor. - Matty Malaprop

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queen freddie mercury lyrics song bohemian rhapsody opposites - 6718093056
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Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

after before Edgar Allan Poe opposites po' rich slang - 6547455744
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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Heads up, Punmasters! Starting tomorrow, So Much Pun will officially be a part of Memebase! That's the only change, though; I'll still be in charge of things 'round these punny parts!

If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop

expression face happy opposites surname - 6157103104
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His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

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contrast double meaning eye homophone homophones literalism opposites wife - 5296111104
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved - 4823710208
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

Harry Potter homophone house opposites suffix - 6279066880
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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop