opposites

on neon off literalism opposites suffix - 7045838080
By Sofa-Knee (Via Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

man woman surname opposites natalie portman suffix - 6855218432
By Unknown
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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

sarah jessica parker surname driving driver Before And After opposites parking - 6895046144
By Unknown
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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

literalism gay Before And After opposites straight double meaning straitjacket - 6738510080
By Junggg
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Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

after before Edgar Allan Poe opposites Po po' rich slang - 6547455744
Via Reddit
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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Heads up, Punmasters! Starting tomorrow, So Much Pun will officially be a part of Memebase! That's the only change, though; I'll still be in charge of things 'round these punny parts!

If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop

queen nobility freddie mercury lyrics song bohemian rhapsody lion king opposites - 6718093056
By Unknown
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Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

lying opposites similar sounding snoop dogg snoop lion - 6511791360
By xyzpdq1
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I mean, how could you possibly snap-judge a person's truthfulness like that? Shame on you, xyzpdq1. - Matty Malaprop

after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved shaved ice unshaved - 4823710208
By Unknown
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop