opposites

saruman shoop man Lord of the Rings opposites girl suffix - 7080715008
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

david stern expression face happy opposites stern surname - 6157103104
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His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

sarah jessica parker surname driving driver Before And After opposites parking - 6895046144
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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

luge lose similar sounding winner winter olympics loser opposites luger - 6891831552
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This image has really opened my eyes. I don't think I'll be able to ski the Winter Olympics the same way ever again! - Matty Malaprop

after before cat dogs homophone Kat Dennings name opposites shoop - 6613174272
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

on neon off literalism opposites suffix - 7045838080
By Sofa-Knee (Via Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

adder answer eight literalism minus misinterpretation opposites question three - 5037855488
By xyzpdq1
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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

queen nobility freddie mercury lyrics song bohemian rhapsody lion king opposites - 6718093056
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Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

construction destruction Mass opposites similar sounding weapons wmd wmds - 5321268480
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I kind of take issue with this pun; A simple piece of heavy machinery can't construct mass! That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop