opposites

He'll always be Gary Dreamman to me. #swoon - Matty Malaprop

And I can tell it's a stretch by the pixels, and having seen quite a few stretched images in my time. - Matty Malaprop

Ice see what you did there, Alyssa. - Matty Malaprop

I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder if that's why he's been acting so fishy around me of late... - Matty Malaprop

It's not just kittehs that love captions! ALL THE ANIMALS DO! Check out Animal Capshunz for MOAR!

Admit it: You're hearing it in your head right now. You're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

This image has really opened my eyes. I don't think I'll be able to ski the Winter Olympics the same way ever again! - Matty Malaprop

His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, how could you possibly snap-judge a person's truthfulness like that? Shame on you, xyzpdq1. - Matty Malaprop

Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop