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He'll always be Gary Dreamman to me. #swoon - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I just did there? Now that's what I call urbane humor. - Matty Malaprop

Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Heads up, Punmasters! Starting tomorrow, So Much Pun will officially be a part of Memebase! That's the only change, though; I'll still be in charge of things 'round these punny parts!

If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop

Ice see what you did there, Alyssa. - Matty Malaprop

See what I did there? Eh? Eh? - Matty Malaprop

Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

Seems like age hit the poor man like a hurricane. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder if that's why he's been acting so fishy around me of late... - Matty Malaprop

It's not just kittehs that love captions! ALL THE ANIMALS DO! Check out Animal Capshunz for MOAR!

Admit it: You're hearing it in your head right now. You're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, how could you possibly snap-judge a person's truthfulness like that? Shame on you, xyzpdq1. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop