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after before Edgar Allan Poe opposites Po po' rich slang - 6547455744
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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

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bell smart literalism dumbbell dumb opposites - 7021041408
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'The smartest bell is the Nobel.' - The Man"

I don't know which "man" Sofa-Knee is referring to, but I'm quite fond of the quote! - Matty Malaprop

adder answer eight literalism minus misinterpretation opposites question three - 5037855488
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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

construction destruction Mass opposites similar sounding weapons wmd wmds - 5321268480
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I kind of take issue with this pun; A simple piece of heavy machinery can't construct mass! That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop