opposites

Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, how could you possibly snap-judge a person's truthfulness like that? Shame on you, xyzpdq1. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

I kind of take issue with this pun; A simple piece of heavy machinery can't construct mass! That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop

Acidwut you did there, sir. And it was far, far better than the awful thing I just did. - Matty Malaprop

Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

And I can tell it's a stretch by the pixels, and having seen quite a few stretched images in my time. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'The smartest bell is the Nobel.' - The Man"

I don't know which "man" Sofa-Knee is referring to, but I'm quite fond of the quote! - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop