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Seems like age hit the poor man like a hurricane. - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

This image has really opened my eyes. I don't think I'll be able to ski the Winter Olympics the same way ever again! - Matty Malaprop

At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

I kind of take issue with this pun; A simple piece of heavy machinery can't construct mass! That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop