opposites

acid base draw something drawing illustration opposites - 6526102016
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Acidwut you did there, sir. And it was far, far better than the awful thing I just did. - Matty Malaprop

close far literalism opposites santa santa claus similar sounding - 5314077952
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And I can tell it's a stretch by the pixels, and having seen quite a few stretched images in my time. - Matty Malaprop

literalism gay Before And After opposites straight double meaning straitjacket - 6738510080
By Junggg
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Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

lying opposites similar sounding snoop dogg snoop lion - 6511791360
By xyzpdq1
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I mean, how could you possibly snap-judge a person's truthfulness like that? Shame on you, xyzpdq1. - Matty Malaprop

bell smart literalism dumbbell dumb opposites - 7021041408
By Sofa-Knee (Via Sofa-Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'The smartest bell is the Nobel.' - The Man"

I don't know which "man" Sofa-Knee is referring to, but I'm quite fond of the quote! - Matty Malaprop

on neon off literalism opposites suffix - 7045838080
By Sofa-Knee (Via Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

adder answer eight literalism minus misinterpretation opposites question three - 5037855488
By xyzpdq1
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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

after before Edgar Allan Poe opposites Po po' rich slang - 6547455744
Via Reddit
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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

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after before cat dogs homophone Kat Dennings name opposites shoop - 6613174272
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

sarah jessica parker surname driving driver Before And After opposites parking - 6895046144
By Unknown
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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

luge lose similar sounding winner winter olympics loser opposites luger - 6891831552
By Unknown
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This image has really opened my eyes. I don't think I'll be able to ski the Winter Olympics the same way ever again! - Matty Malaprop

man woman surname opposites natalie portman suffix - 6855218432
By Unknown
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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop