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sarah jessica parker surname driving driver Before And After opposites parking - 6895046144
By Unknown
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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

man woman surname opposites natalie portman suffix - 6855218432
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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

lying opposites similar sounding snoop dogg snoop lion - 6511791360
By xyzpdq1
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I mean, how could you possibly snap-judge a person's truthfulness like that? Shame on you, xyzpdq1. - Matty Malaprop

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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved shaved ice unshaved - 4823710208
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

construction destruction Mass opposites similar sounding weapons wmd wmds - 5321268480
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I kind of take issue with this pun; A simple piece of heavy machinery can't construct mass! That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

comparison entrepreneur newer older opposites similar sounding suffix - 6265011200
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Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop

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Acidwut you did there, sir. And it was far, far better than the awful thing I just did. - Matty Malaprop

literalism gay Before And After opposites straight double meaning straitjacket - 6738510080
By Junggg
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Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

close far literalism opposites santa santa claus similar sounding - 5314077952
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And I can tell it's a stretch by the pixels, and having seen quite a few stretched images in my time. - Matty Malaprop

bell smart literalism dumbbell dumb opposites - 7021041408
By Sofa-Knee (Via Sofa-Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'The smartest bell is the Nobel.' - The Man"

I don't know which "man" Sofa-Knee is referring to, but I'm quite fond of the quote! - Matty Malaprop

adder answer eight literalism minus misinterpretation opposites question three - 5037855488
By xyzpdq1
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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop