opposites

Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

There, I fixed it. Also, nice use of the TLL builder, submitter. - Matty Malaprop

At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder if that's why he's been acting so fishy around me of late... - Matty Malaprop

It's not just kittehs that love captions! ALL THE ANIMALS DO! Check out Animal Capshunz for MOAR!

Do you see what I just did there? Now that's what I call urbane humor. - Matty Malaprop

Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

This image has really opened my eyes. I don't think I'll be able to ski the Winter Olympics the same way ever again! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, how could you possibly snap-judge a person's truthfulness like that? Shame on you, xyzpdq1. - Matty Malaprop

See what I did there? Eh? Eh? - Matty Malaprop

Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

And I can tell it's a stretch by the pixels, and having seen quite a few stretched images in my time. - Matty Malaprop

Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop