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Oh Pleated Jeans, you always put the "sassy" in Jeff Wysaski! - Matty Malaprop

He'll always be Gary Dreamman to me. #swoon - Matty Malaprop

I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Heads up, Punmasters! Starting tomorrow, So Much Pun will officially be a part of Memebase! That's the only change, though; I'll still be in charge of things 'round these punny parts!

If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop

I kind of take issue with this pun; A simple piece of heavy machinery can't construct mass! That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

See what I did there? Eh? Eh? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

Ice see what you did there, Alyssa. - Matty Malaprop

Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop