opposites

Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

Acidwut you did there, sir. And it was far, far better than the awful thing I just did. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder if that's why he's been acting so fishy around me of late... - Matty Malaprop

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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop