opposites

Acidwut you did there, sir. And it was far, far better than the awful thing I just did. - Matty Malaprop

Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

See what I did there? Eh? Eh? - Matty Malaprop

Admit it: You're hearing it in your head right now. You're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

Ice see what you did there, Alyssa. - Matty Malaprop

Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop

I kind of take issue with this pun; A simple piece of heavy machinery can't construct mass! That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

He'll always be Gary Dreamman to me. #swoon - Matty Malaprop

At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, how could you possibly snap-judge a person's truthfulness like that? Shame on you, xyzpdq1. - Matty Malaprop

Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I just did there? Now that's what I call urbane humor. - Matty Malaprop