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double meaning drink drop Hall of Fame lemon lemon drop literalism name - 6420265984
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Think about this the next time you ask for a refreshing beverage! - Matty Malaprop

brand double meaning literalism misinterpretation name turtle turtle wax wax waxing - 6565983232
By xyzpdq1 (Via Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning Hall of Fame Han Solo name plans solo star wars surname Valentines day - 5839975680
By Unknown
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Matty Malaprop's Valentine's Day 2012 Agenda: Work. Go home. Cry. Listen to The Smiths. Cry. Eat ice cream. Cry. Listen to the Smiths. Cry. Fap. Cry. Eat ice cream, listen to The Smiths, cry and fap simultaneously. Repeat until it's Feb. 15.

It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!

Benjamin Benjamin Franklin franklin jamming literalism name suffix - 6231222016
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When he wasn't busy being the 18th Century Everyman, Franklin liked to spend his time fronting little-known but much-loved proto-rock band Poor Richard and the Almanacs. - Matty Malaprop

band double meaning in link linkin park literalism name park - 4820731392
By -Nayce
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It's kinda like that Flash game "Achievement Unlocked!" Except it's not fun and you can only click one thing and it's soundtracked by one of the worst "rap-rock" bands to ever exist. Oh f*ing boy. - Matty Malaprop

Alabama college college football color Crimson Tide double meaning football laundry detergent literalism name ncaa - 6578672640
By IdahoGeekette
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I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop

achilles achilles heel Command dogs double meaning Hall of Fame heel literalism name - 6443570432
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Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

built in cat caterpillar catfish Cats costume ghost gifs Hall of Fame homophones name octopus puns rocket spider - 6213699840
By Unknown
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Well, okay, Ghost Kitty and Cat Spider aren't really puns, and Rocket Kitty doesn't work unless it's Rockitty... but three-and-a-half outta six ain't bad! - Matty Malaprop

Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!

bruce willis goose name shoop similar sounding - 6481690880
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SPOILER ALERT: HE'S BEEN A GOOSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!11!!!!!1!!! - Matty Malaprop