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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1 (Via Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

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By Wes (Via Hotchkiss Comics)
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Being a Norse god does have its drawbacks... namely that you're liable to be punished for simply existing. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

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Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop

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And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop