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And all this time, here I was thinking R&B stood for rhythm and blues, when in fact it means rutabagas and beets! - Matty Malaprop

Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

Strangely, Liukin bears a strong resemblance to Nastasya Filipovna from Dostoevsky's The Idiot. This fact made this particular incident a field day for Russian reporters, who humiliated Liukin with such gruesome newspaper headlines as: "Idiot Nastia Lookin' Filipovna flippin' ova on uneven bars." - Matty Malaprop

... and those Trekkies are filled with... Data? WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT OH GOD THE HORRIBLE MENTAL IMAGES OH GOD - Matty Malaprop

He later told the press that he rejected the proposal, stating that it would too much of a Panetta in the ass to implement. - Matty Malaprop

It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe we can pick out whatever keeps stopping it up with some redemption tongs? - Matty Malaprop

If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, the eyes are a little lazy (rimshot again), but I'd give this recreation at least 3.5 stars. - Matty Malaprop