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He later told the press that he rejected the proposal, stating that it would too much of a Panetta in the ass to implement. - Matty Malaprop

Well, okay, Ghost Kitty and Cat Spider aren't really puns, and Rocket Kitty doesn't work unless it's Rockitty... but three-and-a-half outta six ain't bad! - Matty Malaprop

Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!

Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED MILK THOUGH / I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #CapsLockB/CGotye'sAlwaysShouting - Matty Malaprop

... then he could be LeSabre. - Matty Malaprop

David Caruso, meet My Little Pony. My Little Pony, meet David Caruso. I think you're all going to get along splendidly. - Matty Malaprop

... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

Think about this the next time you ask for a refreshing beverage! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, the eyes are a little lazy (rimshot again), but I'd give this recreation at least 3.5 stars. - Matty Malaprop

I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop