Harry Potter

Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop

Do you think Hermajeste Granger is related to Jermajesty Jackson? Because I have my suspicions... - Matty Malaprop

He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

Man, talk about a Weasley joke... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop