Harry Potter

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Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop

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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe I'm just a freak, but the following is basically the reason I could never get down with the 'Puff in Potter...

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Okay, yeah, it's decided. I'm most definitely a freak.

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Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop