Harry Potter

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Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop

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Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

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I hope the Sorting Hat relegates all of the jokesters who did this to the unenviable house of Hufflepuff. - Matty Malaprop

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The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop

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All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

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When in doubt about Eddie Izzard, ALWAYS reference the flag routine. #ThingsMyEditorToldMe #ButSeriouslyIt'sAlwaysFunny - Matty Malaprop

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Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop

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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop