Harry Potter

Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop

Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop

He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop

Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.