Harry Potter

All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop

The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop

Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop

Do you think Hermajeste Granger is related to Jermajesty Jackson? Because I have my suspicions... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop