Harry Potter

The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop

Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop

After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop

He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop

I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop

You're a student driver, Harry! - Matty Malaprop

Strange, I don't recall his Patronus being a lion... - Matty Malaprop

He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop