Harry Potter

Strange, I don't recall his Patronus being a lion... - Matty Malaprop

Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.

I hope the Sorting Hat relegates all of the jokesters who did this to the unenviable house of Hufflepuff. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe I'm just a freak, but the following is basically the reason I could never get down with the 'Puff in Potter...

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Okay, yeah, it's decided. I'm most definitely a freak.

Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop

Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop