Hall of Fame

A fitting homage to a man who taught us all how to ink differently, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

The bard truly had quite a biting wit. - Matty Malaprop

And furthermore, if he were commissioned to forge a sword for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, would that mean he'd end up paying himself for the cost of his labor? - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, Mario, but the princess is in another fruit bowl. - Matty Malaprop