Hall of Fame

Think about this the next time you ask for a refreshing beverage! - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop

I'm just glad most websites nowadays will automatically log you off (unless you tell them to do otherwise) in the event that your Internet connection cuts out. - Matty Malaprop

But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop

Still better than a visit from Uncle Creepy, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop

Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop

Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.

I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

Don't worry; he's an expert at 'shopping out the gunshot wounds. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Eddsworld

If you mustache a man why he would feel a fondness for his facial hair, then you'll probably never truly understand. - Matty Malaprop

Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Cute pink trimming you got there, though! - Matty Malaprop