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By AWizardOnTheMoon (Via www.hejibits.com)
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As someone who's most certainly on punmaster death row, I too fear for my life thanks to the severity of our society's punitive system. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop

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Sometimes the products featured at Costco food kiosks are weird, but this one in particular really takes the cake. - Matty Malaprop

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By MikeV
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♪ Guess the pitch of my quackin' wasn't enough / to make you moo-ove or waddle thro-ough / I said if I was a mallard, I'd still be standin' / in this anatidae line (anatidae line) / but for now I'll waddle all around and you can't pull me out of my duck queue. ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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Or in the words of Wu-Tang, "ya'll better protrek ya holodeck!" - Matty Malaprop

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The music they make just makes me want to put my hans in the air and shoot first! - Matty Malaprop