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... or at least the fuzziest, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster micathesewell says: "The frantic marble munching movie! Ages 4 and up!"

Looks to me like they put the "g" in both Gluttony AND G-Rated! - Matty Malaprop

It takes no of them? Is that like dividing by zero? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop

inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to punmaking, all things Star Trek-related are forever wetsuitable. - Matty Malaprop

How about a melting clock? I can give you a melting clock, but that's my final offer. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop

You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop

Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop

Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop

When inspiration calls, a true artist has no choice but to heed its words. - Matty Malaprop