Hall of Fame

I bet I know what they're rocking out to right now: PULP. - Matty Malaprop

It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, perhaps if he'd provided an object for comparison then maybe his statement would ring hollow, but as it stands it's really just a truism.

It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop

It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

But seriously you guys those owls are out of this world! - Matty Malaprop