Hall of Fame

Jewphoria really is the only way to describe that feel when you realize jew only live once. - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop

Metrognome: For use establishing time signatures for short pieces of music only. Lovers of Wagner's "Der Ring des Nibelungen" should avoid purchasing this product at all costs. - Matty Malaprop

High expectations are one thing, but date-specific expectations? Come on now, that's just unrealistic! - Matty Malaprop