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There are hurdles even here. - Matty Malaprop

I've made it a point in the year-and-a-half that I've run this site to try and stay mostly non-political. But seriously punmasters, SOPA and PIPA MUST be stopped. Call your senators. Get involved. Keep the internet full of Lolcats and puns! - Matty Malaprop

Learn more about PIPA (and how to prevent it!) here.

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE MR. WALKEN CRY BY NOT ACCEPTING HIM? DO YOU??? - Matty Malaprop

Do you think Hermajeste Granger is related to Jermajesty Jackson? Because I have my suspicions... - Matty Malaprop

I still prefer the Stephen Fry version, but kudos to the creator of this comic, nonetheless. - Matty Malaprop

I hear his performance in Prometheus is just splendid! And if you disagree, then I suppose you can bite his shiny metal ass. - Matty Malaprop

Fancy a cup of Meteor Breakfast, old chap? - Matty Malaprop

Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

For more hilarious Grammys coverage, click here!

I mean, the Phil Lesh devotee in me wishes he would just buckle down and learn "Unbroken Chain," but "Truckin'" ain't a bad cut either. - Matty Malaprop

... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop