Hall of Fame

Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.

And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop

The song got stuck in my head once I started writing this post. And that obviously means I have to share the hate love with all of you. - Matty Malaprop

... so does that mean he wants to become a banana breadwinner? - Matty Malaprop

Is that an evening shower in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Matty Malaprop

Poetry and prose AND GO-GO BOOTS? Quoth my paycheck: "Nevermore." - Matty Malaprop

He's a grown-ass man, so I wouldn't worry too much. If there's one thing I know about Carey Price, it's that he never has a problem Careying his own weight. - Matty Malaprop

Hat'stay neoay eryvay ducatedeay igpay, fiay ouyay skaay emay! - Matty Malaprop

You think just whine because they are begging for food. But in fact they whine because they're calculating the coefficient AND begging for food. - Matty Malaprop

To be saved is the goalie of all good Christians. - Matty Malaprop