Hall of Fame

Perhaps the TARDIS is just trying to feel festive in anticipation of Cinco de Gallifreyo? - Matty Malaprop

And this right here just further illustrates why I have always been and always will be a cat person. Cleaning up moon poo is the WORST.

That top hat really just screams deku-l, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

It may not do any immediate damage to your opponent, but it certainly helps keep life ratios in check between the two of you. - Matty Malaprop

It cut my adventuring life short, just like I did that tree with that herring. - Matty Malaprop

They washed it that way. APPARENTLY THE BACKSTREET BOYS AND 'NSYNC ARE NOT THE SAME THING WHO KNEW???? - Matty Malaprop

For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop

Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop

And in typical "Family Guy" fashion, this vaguely cutesy pun goes on two-and-a-half minutes too long... but I'm kinda digging that crustacean's beard, so whatever. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop