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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop

After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

I'll admit, I laughed just a wee bit at this joke. Though I admit it's a bit of a low blow. - Matty Malaprop

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