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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

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If a pun falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still make people groan? - Matty Malaprop

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As a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty Malaprop

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And let's not forget the classics like Teddy Roosevelt Nugent, Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars and Daft Polk. - Matty Malaprop

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