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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

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This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop

And boy oh boy was she purrin' all night long! - Matty Malaprop