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I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

I'll admit, I laughed just a wee bit at this joke. Though I admit it's a bit of a low blow. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop

Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop

Have you herd Ludacow's latest single? It's totally bovine! - Matty Malaprop

Failbook? More like WINbook, amirite?

All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, Facebook addicts have trigger fingers that could beat Meta Knight on expert mode 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop