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This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop

Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

For those who thought they knew Krysta, I'm sure this picture of Krysta Light was incredibly shocking. - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

I'm glad I came across this punny conversation. I'd been pining for some good wood jokes for a while now. - Matty Malaprop

"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

Shoe pun. Its shoooe heelarious!