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We're just having a friendly conversation. Though you never know when auto correct will strike next. So double check every word, and have a laugh at some people who should have made sure they said what they meant.

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By rag218
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I love me a good Hobbit joke as much as the next person, but this conversation filled me with a bit of Mordorous intent. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

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Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop

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CannonFodder, you seem a little burnt about SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent's correction. I'm sorry if he hurt ewe, but you just can't fawn over these kinds of things! - Matty Malaprop

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I really admire this fish. I've always felt as though it's quite difficult to remain upbeat when every day is packed to the gills with things to do. - Matty Malaprop

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27 Hilariously Dumb Moments That Are Literally Not Wrong

It's like the world is one great big dad joke. God bless these people for proving it for us once and for all. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. Life on earth in 2019 can best be described as a meme. And when life's a meme, all you can do is look at even MORE memes. 

Sometimes though humor needs that extra oomph, that edge to it to get you going. Well we are happy to oblige and give you some of the best dark humor memes available today. 

memes that are puns which are basically just medium grade dad jokes
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But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? - Matty Malaprop

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Just curious, because I need to figure out some way to get these guys to flock off. - Matty Malaprop

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By rachel
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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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