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We're just having a friendly conversation. Though you never know when auto correct will strike next. So double check every word, and have a laugh at some people who should have made sure they said what they meant.

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By Wes (Via Hotchkiss Comics)
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Being a Norse god does have its drawbacks... namely that you're liable to be punished for simply existing. - Matty Malaprop

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If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

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Guy Relentlessly Asks Girl For Nudes But She Gets Him With Saucy Onslaught of Chicken Puns

These chicken puns were cooked and served up to perfection. Modern romance can be a fowl game, and there's no doubt this dude dipped outta there after she asked him to sauce her.

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Via Atrophyy
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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

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When you've got friends as nice as these two, your regular average Joe really just doesn't cut the mustard. - Matty Malaprop

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But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? - Matty Malaprop

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Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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I really admire this fish. I've always felt as though it's quite difficult to remain upbeat when every day is packed to the gills with things to do. - Matty Malaprop

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This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop

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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

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By rachel
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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

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Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop

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Fresh Collection of 5-Star Tinder Profiles We Fell In Love With

I'll be the first to say that I'm as weary as the rest of you when it comes to the latest assemblage of funny, strange, cringe-packed modern (so...Tinder) dating moments. More often than not, we're left scratching our heads, legitamately discouraged or confused with the current state of dating affairs as a millennial. Are we devolving when it comes to dating, or are these convos and wildly creative profiles natural symptoms of progress? Probably a bit of both.

If you guys ever encounter any remarkably twisted Tinderers (we'll pretend that's a word for the meanwhile), and you're down to share your convo/profile please submit 'dem screenshots over here! We're always game to credit and feature community submissions. 

Entertaining Tinder profiles and conversations from particularly humorous individuals into modern dating game.
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