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Say what you will about my ever-expanding collection of lava lamps! I still maintain that they're an evergreen decor item! - Matty Malaprop

When you've got friends as nice as these two, your regular average Joe really just doesn't cut the mustard. - Matty Malaprop

Being a Norse god does have its drawbacks... namely that you're liable to be punished for simply existing. - Matty Malaprop

If a pun falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still make people groan? - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop

You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

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Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop

CannonFodder, you seem a little burnt about SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent's correction. I'm sorry if he hurt ewe, but you just can't fawn over these kinds of things! - Matty Malaprop

Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.

Seriously, dam them all to shell! - Matty Malaprop

I chuckled, sure, but I'm pretty convinced most of these puns have a very short Half-Life. - Matty Malaprop

I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe we just need to plan(k) a fun thing to do today. Establish some blueprints for the day, you know? It could beam fun! - Matty Malaprop