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bread crust toast variations on a theme shape cross baker bakery - 6696358656
Via Prozac 34
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After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

bread cliché dough Hall of Fame kneads needs old joke is old - 5643647744
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Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop

bread emo issues loaf loaving self esteem self-loathing similar sounding wtf - 4679279616
By Paul (Via www.lukesurl.com)
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Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop

More emo schadenfreude over here!

bread cheap trick double meaning dough Hall of Fame homophone i want you to want me literalism lyrics parody rewrite song - 5812006912
Via A.S.B.
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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel bread butter lame side waking up wamp wamp woke up wrong - 5717163264
By Unknown
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BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop