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baking bread breaking bad Hall of Fame logo periodic table show switch symbol - 5244330752
By Unknown
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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

bread cliché double meaning horse in inbred literalism - 6414673152
By xyzpdq1
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel bread butter lame side waking up wamp wamp woke up wrong - 5717163264
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BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning length literalism long short shortbread - 4966674688
By Unknown
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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning ginger gingerbread gingerbread man literalism man - 6605531392
By xyzpdq1
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Sure, he's delicious, but that still doesn't account for his lack of soul. - Matty Malaprop

board bread breadboard computers double meaning literalism - 6230919424
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LOLOLOLOLOL and here you thought I was going to publish an actual computer geek joke LOLOLOLOLOL - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning homophones in inbred jack russell terrier literalism - 6234851328
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop