bread

So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop

Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

It's the all-new Loafmobile by Ryeundai! - Matty Malaprop

Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop

More emo schadenfreude over here!

When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like someone's been sowing his wild nine-grains again... - Matty Malaprop

BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

Just don't ask her how much she makes. She always gets a little rye about equality in the workplace. - Matty Malaprop