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bread guildenstern Hall of Fame literalism play rosencrantz rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead similar sounding tom stoppard - 5737459456
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They really don't get the credit they deserve. After all, the bread is a very important part of a Hamlet sandwich! - Matty Malaprop

bread cliché dough Hall of Fame kneads needs old joke is old - 5643647744
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Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop

baking bread breaking bad Hall of Fame logo periodic table show switch symbol - 5244330752
By Unknown
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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

bread cheap trick double meaning dough Hall of Fame homophone i want you to want me literalism lyrics parody rewrite song - 5812006912
Via A.S.B.
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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning ginger gingerbread gingerbread man literalism man - 6605531392
By xyzpdq1
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Sure, he's delicious, but that still doesn't account for his lack of soul. - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel bread butter lame side waking up wamp wamp woke up wrong - 5717163264
By Unknown
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BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning homophones in inbred jack russell terrier literalism - 6234851328
Via Reddit
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He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

board bread breadboard computers double meaning literalism - 6230919424
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LOLOLOLOLOL and here you thought I was going to publish an actual computer geek joke LOLOLOLOLOL - Matty Malaprop