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batman bread dead Hall of Fame lolwut similar sounding - 6456314624
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Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning ginger gingerbread Hall of Fame insult literalism pejorative - 5301508096
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Gingers may lack souls, but they're always good at getting a rise out of things. - Matty Malaprop

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board bread breadboard computers double meaning literalism - 6230919424
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LOLOLOLOLOL and here you thought I was going to publish an actual computer geek joke LOLOLOLOLOL - Matty Malaprop

bread cheap trick double meaning dough Hall of Fame homophone i want you to want me literalism lyrics parody rewrite song - 5812006912
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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

bread double meaning length literalism long short shortbread - 4966674688
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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop

bread breadwinner literalism pageant winner - 4851207936
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Just don't ask her how much she makes. She always gets a little rye about equality in the workplace. - Matty Malaprop

bread guildenstern Hall of Fame literalism play rosencrantz rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead similar sounding tom stoppard - 5737459456
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They really don't get the credit they deserve. After all, the bread is a very important part of a Hamlet sandwich! - Matty Malaprop