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Sure, he's delicious, but that still doesn't account for his lack of soul. - Matty Malaprop

LOLOLOLOLOL and here you thought I was going to publish an actual computer geek joke LOLOLOLOLOL - Matty Malaprop

It tastes stale and the size of each slice is so weasley. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like someone's been sowing his wild nine-grains again... - Matty Malaprop

He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

Gingers may lack souls, but they're always good at getting a rise out of things. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Eddsworld

BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

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