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bread double meaning length literalism long short shortbread - 4966674688
By Unknown
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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop

religion status update variations on a theme conversation similar sounding facebook bread - 7014991104
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Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

bread emo issues loaf loaving self esteem self-loathing similar sounding wtf - 4679279616
By Paul (Via www.lukesurl.com)
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Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop

More emo schadenfreude over here!

baking bread breaking bad Hall of Fame logo periodic table show switch symbol - 5244330752
By Unknown
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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

bread cliché dough Hall of Fame kneads needs old joke is old - 5643647744
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Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel bread butter lame side waking up wamp wamp woke up wrong - 5717163264
By Unknown
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BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

bread breadwinner literalism pageant winner - 4851207936
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Just don't ask her how much she makes. She always gets a little rye about equality in the workplace. - Matty Malaprop