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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

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It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop

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Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

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I suppose cleaning battle suits would require a pretty supernatural solvent... - Matty Malaprop

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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

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The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop

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Despite the compelling story Ark, it really just couldn't live up to its hype as the blockbuster film of the Neeson. - Matty Malaprop

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I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop

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Sometimes there's nothing you can do but drown your Monday in booze and regret. And as you're wallowing in self-pity, at least take heart in knowing if you had tried to get away from dealing with this Monday, you might have this gamer's predicament.

 But while you are steadily losing the ability to form coherent thoughts, hold off a little on the jungle juice and have some Manic Monday memes as a side dish to your raging alcoholism.