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At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

I suppose cleaning battle suits would require a pretty supernatural solvent... - Matty Malaprop

I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

This TOTALLY hasn't been done a dozen times already... no... - Matty Malaprop

Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop

If you don't live by the law, he'll tear you apart. - Matty Malaprop

Moar giggle-inducing goggies over here!

I get it I guess but why is there a kitten I don't even... - Matty Malaprop

For those who thought they knew Krysta, I'm sure this picture of Krysta Light was incredibly shocking. - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop