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All the convenience of a first-class flight, with nun of the hassle! - Matty Malaprop

Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop

Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes there's nothing you can do but drown your Monday in booze and regret. And as you're wallowing in self-pity, at least take heart in knowing if you had tried to get away from dealing with this Monday, you might have this gamer's predicament.

 But while you are steadily losing the ability to form coherent thoughts, hold off a little on the jungle juice and have some Manic Monday memes as a side dish to your raging alcoholism.

I mean, seriously, it's not even level with the bowl's brim! - Matty Malaprop

It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

... but why is there no hole in the road in the second picture? - Matty Malaprop

Despite the compelling story Ark, it really just couldn't live up to its hype as the blockbuster film of the Neeson. - Matty Malaprop

It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop