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brand brand name cracker double meaning literalism name putting on the ritz ritz song - 6324395264
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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

apple brand computer double meaning Hall of Fame literalism - 6475334656
By Shelley (Via *C*FP)
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At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

adage brand cereal double meaning lemons life literalism name when life gives you lemon when life gives you lemons - 6533008384
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

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By Caitlin
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Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.

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It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop