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Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop

But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes there's nothing you can do but drown your Monday in booze and regret. And as you're wallowing in self-pity, at least take heart in knowing if you had tried to get away from dealing with this Monday, you might have this gamer's predicament.

 But while you are steadily losing the ability to form coherent thoughts, hold off a little on the jungle juice and have some Manic Monday memes as a side dish to your raging alcoholism.

I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop

Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

All the convenience of a first-class flight, with nun of the hassle! - Matty Malaprop

My mother always told me that a wet spreadsheet was no kind of spreadsheet at all. I never fully understood what she meant... - Matty Malaprop

At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop