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Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop

All the convenience of a first-class flight, with nun of the hassle! - Matty Malaprop

OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

... but why is there no hole in the road in the second picture? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.

It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop

I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop