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I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

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It's this kind of behavior that branded them asses to begin with! - Matty Malaprop

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I like big bodies of mass, and I cannot lie. - Matty Malaprop

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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

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Here's an oldie but goodie from one of the Vlogbrothers. Because puns. Yeah. - Matty Malaprop

ash ass comic Hall of Fame literalism longform similar sounding - 6263342848
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Anyone know what comic this is from? Whatever it is, there's no doubt in my mind that the writer's pun arsenal is always locked and loaded. - Matty Malaprop

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Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

ass cheetos donkey double meaning lazy many oversized playing too many video games - 4765049088
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And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

ass bass come on fish similar sounding tuna variations on a theme - 6576413696
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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop