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Hey can I ass you a question? What's the big deal? Well if you're here already, check out the quality merchandise, and I don't mean the rear. Anything and anything having to do with the ass in all it's forms will be here to satisfy your cravings.

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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

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And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

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Here's an oldie but goodie from one of the Vlogbrothers. Because puns. Yeah. - Matty Malaprop

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And his wife's name is Gianna Normus-Nockurs. - Matty Malaprop

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I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

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Anyone know what comic this is from? Whatever it is, there's no doubt in my mind that the writer's pun arsenal is always locked and loaded. - Matty Malaprop

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I like big bodies of mass, and I cannot lie. - Matty Malaprop

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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

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I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop