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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

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It's this kind of behavior that branded them asses to begin with! - Matty Malaprop

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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

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Here's an oldie but goodie from one of the Vlogbrothers. Because puns. Yeah. - Matty Malaprop

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... and I'm not talking about this stick figure's horrible posture. - Matty Malaprop

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I like big bodies of mass, and I cannot lie. - Matty Malaprop

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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop

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Anyone know what comic this is from? Whatever it is, there's no doubt in my mind that the writer's pun arsenal is always locked and loaded. - Matty Malaprop