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Um... is this one Maverick? - Matty Malaprop

Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

Truly an inspiring story, it was met with critical reception that was almost universally positive. - Matty Malaprop

It'd probably still be waaaaaaaaaaay better than Episode III, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

He was the last reference tool in the world, and felt like he had nothing left to lose after the pandemic took from him his beloved compass, Rose. - Matty Malaprop

Thank you, anonymous submitter, for providing me with this post title. I figured Jennifer Aniston was dead by the end no matter who her romantic counterpart was. HAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO- - Matty Malaprop

From the studio that brought you "Mrs. Doubtfire and Brimstone," it's a blood-boiling piece of cinema that is fun for your whole dead family! - Matty Malaprop

Does he have a name, Al? I always feel most awkward when greeting nameless anthropomorphic pieces of flora. - Matty Malaprop

AYO MANDY DIS FLOCKA. WE BE BLOODIN' CRIPPIN' ALL UP IN THIS TEEN ROMANCE STEEZ AIGHT? - Matty Malaprop