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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEVENYA WE WON FOUR O-OSCARS!!! - Matty Malaprop

Yes, I had to google Seven Pounds to understand this pun. I don't watch that many movies. Leave me alone. :( - Matty Malaprop

Unfortunately, it's not a sense one can very well possess when struggling against the perils of frostbite. - Matty Malaprop

inb4 "This makes contextual sense in the movie." HOMOPHONES ARE FUNNY AND YOU WILL LAUGH AND YOU WILL NOT CONTRADICT ME OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

Perhaps you should see him to the afterlife with some very rigorous mortis? - Matty Malaprop

He rises, he descends, but he sure as hell never stays in one place for longer than a hot minute. - Matty Malaprop

It's simple. We photograph the Batman.

Oh, MIB jokes. Will you never cease to make me LOL? - Matty Malaprop

OHMYGODUGUIZ I GOT IT. I AM LEGEND-AS-MUSICAL A LA DR. HORRIBLE'S SINGALONG BLOG. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH PUNMASTERS. RICH! - Matty Malaprop

Suzanne Collins may have written the novels, but these headlines really just write themselves. - Matty Malaprop

Or we would, if that bastard Bison didn't keep crashing our parties... - Matty Malaprop