Movie

The only thing I'm certain of is this: Brock's terrible string of rhyming puns makes me really wish I owned a crying pan. - Matty Malaprop

From the studio that brought you "Mrs. Doubtfire and Brimstone," it's a blood-boiling piece of cinema that is fun for your whole dead family! - Matty Malaprop

He was the last reference tool in the world, and felt like he had nothing left to lose after the pandemic took from him his beloved compass, Rose. - Matty Malaprop

So Alex Owens is the first (?) female Flash? I can dig it. - Matty Malaprop

Truly an inspiring story, it was met with critical reception that was almost universally positive. - Matty Malaprop

And I'm sure the action sequences will go stale far too quickly. - Matty Malaprop

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This TOTALLY hasn't been done a dozen times already... no... - Matty Malaprop

There are no words. I'm dead now. From laughing too hard. - Matty Malaprop

P.S. SERVICE CHIHUAHUAS AREN'T A REAL THING COME ON NOW REESE. - Matty Malaprop

Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop