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It's just like the Spielberg classic, only the theme music's trademark duh-nuhs are replaced with purr-purrs. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar feline funny ober heer!

Perhaps you should see him to the afterlife with some very rigorous mortis? - Matty Malaprop

Can he please eat Matt Damon at the end of the film? That's really the kind of plot twist I'm hoping for here. - Matty Malaprop

And I'm sure the action sequences will go stale far too quickly. - Matty Malaprop

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It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop

Toucan play at the time-traveling assassin game. And touwill. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

The name Neverland has never before made so much sense. - Matty Malaprop

Yes, I had to google Seven Pounds to understand this pun. I don't watch that many movies. Leave me alone. :( - Matty Malaprop