Movie

Play it again, Sagat. - Matty Malaprop

Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

inb4 "This makes contextual sense in the movie." HOMOPHONES ARE FUNNY AND YOU WILL LAUGH AND YOU WILL NOT CONTRADICT ME OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

Whoopi Goldberg makes an appearance as the Black Pearl. Yes, the boat. From Pirates of the Caribbean. It's a must-watch, really. - Matty Malaprop

Does he have a name, Al? I always feel most awkward when greeting nameless anthropomorphic pieces of flora. - Matty Malaprop

The only thing I'm certain of is this: Brock's terrible string of rhyming puns makes me really wish I owned a crying pan. - Matty Malaprop

It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop

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OHMYGODUGUIZ I GOT IT. I AM LEGEND-AS-MUSICAL A LA DR. HORRIBLE'S SINGALONG BLOG. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH PUNMASTERS. RICH! - Matty Malaprop