27 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week

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Employee begs for 3rd shift in interview process, is given all 1st shift while giving newbie 3rd: 'I already have a commute 45 min to an hour and in that rush hour it takes me almost 2 hours to get there'

JR Atkinson

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Boss agrees to let employee work from home after 3 PM daily, boss's daughter gets annoyed when she challenges her on it: 'She has no authority'

Ally Perry

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Mom scolds 18-year-old babysitter for giving her 7-year-old daughter a doll for her birthday because their family doesn't celebrate birthdays: 'I didn't even realize people don't celebrate birthdays.'

Emmy Pratt

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‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (January 17, 2026)

Elna McHilderson

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27-year-old sister wants to move into 21-year-old brother's 1 bedroom apartment after her breakup, doesn't understand when he says no: 'The place is really meant for one person'

JR Atkinson

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Company demands former employee pay back $5000 for training program after he resigns, docks salary if he refuses : 'This demand was never agreed upon'

Ally Perry

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Boyfriend tells 22-year-old girlfriend he won't consider marrying her until she makes $100K annually: 'I make around $45K as a teacher, and I have a second full-time job.'

Emmy Pratt

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Wealthy siblings try to pressure their older sister into surpassing her budget for group trip to Europe, she refuses to budge: ‘They all felt that they were subsidizing me’

Lana DeGaetano

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Mom cuts off in-laws are they use their grandson’s $140,000 college fund to pay for his cousin’s criminal defense: 'Get loans like everyone else'

Isabella Penn

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Entitled parents expect to stay in daughter's master bedroom after she graciously offers them accommodations while their new home is built: ‘They're not getting our room’

Lana DeGaetano

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Woman refuses to be godmother to pregnant best friend's baby, after demanding she buy $200 gifts for her baby and contribute $300 to a college fund every month: 'In my family godparents are expected to financially contribute, and you agreed to the role'

Emma Saven

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'Outside i'm croakin' inside i'm broken': 28 Memes for another trip around the sun

JR Atkinson

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It's Time To Let Go of Old Internet Nostalgia and Make Way for Finer Internet Curation

Ally Perry

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Company lays off minimum-wage worker but still expects them to come in every day, doesn't provide severance: 'I am the only licensed person that can perform the specific type of services'

JR Atkinson

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Manager excludes new hire from Friday pizza meeting until she has worked for 90 days, gets annoyed when she tells department head: 'Now there's no more pizza meetings'

Ally Perry

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