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20 Women Share Their Most Irrational Hormonal PMS Outbursts

Being a woman can be pretty rough. People can mock PMS and teary outbursts, but these hormones are NO joke. In this very enlightening Facebook thread, a bevy of women share their most insanely irrational pre-menstrual moments. We doubt you'll take this sh*t lightly after some of these wild anecdotes.

Funny Facebook thread of women sharing their worst PMS moments | My husband once farted so loud and scared so much cried. Because he laughed so much cry-raged wanted divorce, and told him needed put house on market. Then cried because l'd be homeless. Because fart.
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19 Neckbeard Memes Ranging From Amusing To Cringey

All hail the neckbeard! The katana-wielding, fedora-tipping gentlemen that remind us that we shouldn't plan on seeing Joker in theaters, and that deodorant is very, very important. 

Funny neckbeard memes and cringey neckbeard moments | Obi Wan Conventions: Good hygiene is mandatory access event Neckbeards: visible confusion] | M'Lays loner size ritos itos MTay's OPS heets REZULER 32 1.9 Frit NACHO PARVE Twis
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44 Testosterone-Filled Action Hero Memes

As brutal as the lockdowns and quarantine have felt, we like to look for silver linings. For many of us, this means more excuses to escape reality via television and movies. Action films are high up on our list of escapist genres. There's something weirdly therapeutic about watching a character kick major ass. Instagram meme creators such as @snackytuna and @bread_loafington take the heroes (think Sylvester Stallone and Mr. T) of testosterone-filled movies and make them the subjects of some seriously relatable and self-deprecating memes. While the image macros don't pass the Bechdel test, they're still extremely entertaining. If you like what you see, give these accounts a follow on Instagram. We think they deserve it.

Funny memes featuring the stars of action movies, action heroes, chuck norris, sylvester stallone, arnold schwarzenegger, sylvester stallone | at 2 .m. drunkenly entranced by slow spinning Hot Pocket microwave @snackytuna | l'd like have sexual intercourse, please My girl, still mad didn't do dishes even though said would bread loafington NO CHANCE
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Smartasses Who Did The Math For The Sake Of A Joke

High school math teachers are always talking about how wonderful and useful algebraic equations are, but I bet if teachers told their students they could use math for epic punchlines or to totally own people online, the kids would pay closer attention in class. Whether you're a huge math nerd or you love to see people drop witty comments they obviously spent way too long crafting, you'll surely be into these internet moments of smartassery. r/theydidthemath is a goldmine of mathematical zingers, so be sure to check out the sub.

math, funny memes, reddit, facebook, twitter, funny comments, owned, memes, smart people, smartass, knowledge | average kitchen sponge weighs around 2oz weight teddy bear is around 10oz. 2 bears plus bar (let's assume plastic) is ballpark 22oz s 11x's his body weight. Average male weight is 197lbs. x11 2,167lbs ya boi just cleaned seconds after waking up | Louis Bosley added 42 new photos album Salcombe Exam leave. Saturday at 5:05 pm t 14 boys/31 gallons budweiser/5days Like Comment Share Liv
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Johnny Rotten Roasted For Getting Genital Flea Bites After Squirrel Rescue

We know. This title belongs in r/brandnewsentence. But today's weirdest news comes courtesy of Johnny Rotten, the frontman of legendary punk band the Sex Pistols. It seems the 64 year old had befriended some neighborhood squirrels and welcomed the critters into his Venice Beach home. Unfortunately, their thank you was a lot less wholesome than his fostering attempt. "I looked down there this morning at my willy and there's a f–ing flea bite on it," Rotten explained to the UK's Daily Star. "The bites, wow, last night was murder because of it. The itching too. It's such a poxy thing to get caught out on.The only way around it, because I'm not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs." "I just hope they don't get the wrong idea," he continued. 

The experience sounds dreadful - and people on Twitter are absolutely roasting the singer's itchy experience. Johnny Rotten's outspoken support for Donald Trump and MAGA have already been under fire for being completely antithetical to his punk past - and it seems that fans that have turned their back on him are relishing the opportunity to mock his misfortune. However you feel about this bizarre story, it's definitely proof that 2020 has a lot more tricks up its sleeve.

 

Twitter roasts Johnny Rotten for getting flea bites on his penis after trying to befriend or rescue some squirrels in his Venice Beach Los Angeles home, MAGA, Donald trump supporter | Secretary Of NO State Andrew Turley @casio_juarez me, traveling back in time to 1995 to once again talk to my 16 year old self 2020 me: ok, one more thing, Johnny Rotten got bit by a flea on his dick after taking in some squirrels. 1995 me: 2020 me: 1995 me: That's the first thing you've told me that makes any
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Gamers Celebrate 'World Of Warcraft: Shadowlands' With Memes

It's been a long three years of waiting for the World of Warcraft: Shadowlands expansion to drop, but today's the day, and fans couldn't be happier. The release was originally scheduled for October 27th, so this last month has been especially painful for those aching to spend most of their waking hours gaming. As is to be expected, anxious gamers have been filling Reddit and Twitter with memes about Shadowlands. Some have to do with the anxiety-inducing process of choosing a covenant. Others focus more on relinquishing sleep for gameplay. We're just happy to have another way to occupy ourselves during all these quarantines and lockdowns. Shadowlands couldn't have come at a better time.

Funny memes and tweets about the release of World of Warcraft Shadowlands | Steven Crowder Covenent is just Hogwarts houses WoW players CHANGE MY MIND | LET'S GO MAW TODAY! Robyn how I met your mother
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24 Hilariously Questionable Logo Designs

It's said that you learn something new every day. While that may not be true every damn day of the week, today we discovered that people really, really love to design logos that look suspiciously phallic or sexual. This batch of arguable design fails proves that even the great state of Vermont can fall victim to unintentionally lewd graphic design. It also proves that we have the maturity of a twelve year old. 

Funny and cringey design fails featuring phallic and sexual looking logos | TM Dirty Bird FRIED CHICKEN | State Vermont PURE MAPLE SYRUP
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36 Fresh & Funny Tweets For Easy Scrolling

Twitter can be exhausting sometimes having to sift through the same not-so-hot take regurgitated over and over again. Just hand over the good jokes, amiright? We've curated a pretty good selection of hilarious tweets by the comedy novices and experts of Twitter to save you from the scroll fatigue. If you're in the mood to see some witty zingers and silly 280-character stories without wading through the monotony of Twitter, this is the gallery for you. 

funny tweets, twitter, funny, memes, witty tweets, jokes, fresh tweets, relatable tweets, comedy, lol, covid-19 | Zack Budryk @BudrykZack single most important thing man can do be an ally is give his woman friends permission give dudes at bar his number so they call he can angrily say 's not funny because she died 15 years ago very night
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41 Mostly Dumb Memes For Undiscerning Eyes

This gallery of memes isn't for the haughty conoisseurs. It's for people who are okay with nodding at a decent meme, or perhaps even shaking ther heads at a meme that is arguably pretty dumb. It's hard to please everyone all the time. But these funny tweets and tidbits, while maybe mediocre, are still more than adequate for wasting time and boosting that dopamine. And that's what matters. 

Funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, funny tweets, twitter memes | Can this year get any worse @highfiveexpert LOST ROOMBA His name is "Higgins 35cm 9cm high/2.8Kg DOES NOT BITE Roomba app info: Battery: 3% Dust bin: 190% My husband left our bungalow door open anu our Roomba escaped followed his cleaning track 4 Km down beach where lost his trail. HIGGINS CAN NOT SWIM Please help us bring Higgins back TEAR ME OFF | Her bet he's thinking about other women do orcs know menu is?
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42 Memes & Tweets For When The Procrastination Wins

We all like to think that when up against temptation, we'd prove a worthy opponent. Unfortunately, when we're blessed with the convenience and distraction of internet and television, staying strong can be hard. We're only human. So instead of mindlessly scrolling through the news, or the bleak hellscape that is Twitter, we're here to offer some memes in your time of procrastination. Let's face it: they'll probably make you feel better than most procrastination options.

Funny random memes and tweets, dank memes, cat memes, relatable memes, dark humor | Love is strong But engine is stronger airplane couple | PHILOSOPHY PROFESSORS TELL WHY BACKSTREET 4-YEAR-OLDS BOYS imgflip.com venn diagram
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19 Sad And Sassy Raccoon Memes

If you like depressing and nihiilist humor and have an affection for the nocturnal bandits that are raccoons, boy do we have a meme account for you. The Instagram account @nocturnaltrashposts is devoted to pairing cute (and cursed) images of raccoons with sad and sometimes sassy text that, well, feels relatable and real. If you like this brand of animal meme, head to their page and give 'em a follow. You'll even get some some awesome possum memes as a bonus. 

Funny memes, dank memes, raccoon memes @nocturnaltrashposts, existential memes, 2020 memes, clever memes, sad memes, sassy memes | They say be like sometimes @nochumailtrashposte But lately be like all time | this is fine. 2020 @nocturnaltrashposts
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Florida Man Headlines That Provide Way More 'WTF' Than You Need In A Day

We've asked this before and we're gonna ask it again: what the actual f*ck is in Florida's water supply? Like, is it some sort of radioactive sh*t? Florida Man might as well be the name of a superhero at this point - a superhero that does absolutely nothing useful but entertain us.

Funny headlines about "Florida Man" | Florida Man Accused Attacking Girlfriend With Banana Thursday, Jan 2,2014 Updated 3:03 PM EST Recommend 3.2 Send 8+113 View Comments (99) Email Print Twoet 232 Pasco County Bhes Offioe | Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come
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25 Plant Memes For Green And Black Thumbs Alike

This year's endless joy of lockdowns and quarantines has inspired many home-based trends. While some people took up baking bread and gaining that quarantine fifteen, other people turned to knitting or art. And then there's the scads of millenials and Zoomers who decided to cultivate the ol' houseplant and gardening fad that had been steadily growing over the last few years. And who can blame them? If you're going to be stuck inside, it makes sense to want your space to look green and your air to flow more fresh. From these plant memes it's clear the obsession has reached financially irresponsible levels, there are definitely worse ways to spend your time and money than caring for a living thing. Especially when you don't have to walk plants or change their litterbox. 

Funny plant memes and gardening memes | My parents at age 29 Let's have baby Yes @planty_hoes at age 29 This will do Trad wife and yes chad | Plants Can't ?ear sociaplant iCarly
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