Because girls have cooties.

I played a musical instrument once. I played it in one of the most lawless music arenas known to man: the middle school band. During my time as a 12-year-old trombone artist, I was kind of killing it. The best thing about trombone is that most of the notes they need you to play are very easy. I remember distinctly that, in our flawless rendition of Don’t Stop Believin’ , I only had to play two notes. I had my knowledge of bass clef and my lips that fit perfectly inside the mouthpiece pulling me…

Ashen one, hearest thou my voice, still? Rise, if you would. Whatever thou be-est, thou'rt wondrous strange, yet strangely familiar, visitor. We've waited through the age of darkness to grant you these dank Dark Souls memes . Do you accept? Fear not the dark, my friend. And let the feast begin.

it’s that time of the week again. Time to dive in to some hilarious memes about programming and computer science. If you’re here I’m guessing you probably spent the majority of your day wasting away trying to code something with no real concept of whether it will go well or not. Thank God. We live in a world where our salaries can be salaried and not just based on whether each line of code succeeds or not.

Working a thankless customer service job can be grueling. You get regularly disrespected by both customers and your boss . Customers might yell at you or even in rare situations throw a glass at your head, but they typically don't pose real danger to your safety. They come in, they ruin your night, and then they leave. Your boss is much more likely to put you in unsafe situations due to their negligence. Sure, they might not intend to hurt you, but they do hurt you just the same through inane p…

G'day g'day

At least Michael Myers commits...

It never stops

Greetings, friends. Anyone else struggling a little more than usual with their internet addiction? I may have some theories as to why. You see, at least here in the Northern hemisphere, things are getting a wee bit chilly. They're also getting a whole lot darker. Two days ago I was walking home at just past seven, and while it was overcast, I was shocked at just how little light was available. It was a bit alarming, especially as someone who has to work in an office all throughout winter. Gone…

Sprinkle sprinkle

Yer a wizard Harry

What kind of company forces their employees to pay for food at a work event? Bosses already rip off workers with low wages and long hours. Making them pay $5 for a hamburger at the work cookout is just adding insult to injury.

They are the most precious thing to use, and yet they will also be the end of us...

If every worker were getting paid adequately, then the world would look very different, and its people much happier. But alas, instead we live in a world where very few people hoard all the wealth and throw the rest of us crumbs only when it suits them. When u/ApprehensiveDoggo finally decided to quit their shitty job after getting a much better job offer from a competitor, they finally handed in their resignation letter. To OP's surprise, it only took their boss a few minutes to make a call an…

Come hither

Jesus... People reallllyyyy hate Ohio!