Entitled parents plan long vacation during the week of their daughter's scheduled birth: ‘"I know if you really want us there, you’ll find a way to deliver early"’

Lana DeGaetano

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'You might have spent the same $1 bill a few times and you'd never know it': 25+ of the funniest shower thoughts of the month for deep thinkers

JR Atkinson

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The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week

Ally Perry

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Employee trains her replacement for 3 months, replacement constantly asks her questions 6 months into the job: 'My old boss has also told me multiple times that he wishes I was still there.'

Emmy Pratt

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Let's stop treating commercials like art, even if they're directed by Yorgos Lanthimos: 'What stage of capitalism is it when we start making film trailers for ads'

JR Atkinson

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Property manager charges tenant $45 extra for 'excessive toilet flushing', claims they shouldn't flush more than 5 times per day: 'Maybe you should consider holding it'

Ally Perry

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19-year-old sister refuses to let her 15-year-old brother take her artwork and claim it as his own: 'My brother scratched out my initial and write his own, as well as writing his name on the back of the canvas.'

Emmy Pratt

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33 Mellow Memes to Ease an Overstimulated Mind

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Boss leaves cryptic passive-aggressive note on employee's desk after they call out because of a blizzard: 'Problems and issues don't matter when cows need fed and cows need milked'

JR Atkinson

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A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs

Ally Perry

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16-year-old informs his teachers that he is not required to do any of the schoolwork they assign him: 'You can still give me the work if you choose, but it won't get done.'

Emmy Pratt

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Mom insists 15-year-old daughter be the bigger person after an argument with her 40-year-old stepdad: 'Ma'am, I am literally 15.'

Emmy Pratt

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Tenant forced to change apartment locks after discovering friend made copies of his keys while cat-sitting, friend insists it was for his safety: ‘You don't trust me’

Bar Mor Hazut

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New bassist gains her band thousands of new followers but gets kicked out after old bassist sees their newfound popularity and wants back in, so she sabotages them: ‘I started deleting followers (yes, one by one)’

Elna McHilderson

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‘She’d get back with him [and] I’d go back to being invisible’: Best friend refuses to be Leah’s breakup backup plan, shuts down being treated as emergency contact

Etai Eshet

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Sister with poor credit demands sibling cosign on a car loan for her, claiming she needs a new car despite her financial situation, sibling refuses: ‘The loan would fall on me’

Bar Mor Hazut

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