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Thirty Dumb Memes For You And Yours

Lo and behold, it's been more than six months of this lockdown BS and life still really sucks here in America. We're all still miserable AF, and it seems like we'll never be free of this crap. So this is a friendly reminder to wear your damn mask. Now let's get on with the memes.

Funny random memes | Got No Chill @usamaixm Guess movie jvasq14 Bird box? Marvel's the Avengers | If 2020 hula hoop barbed wire
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29 Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It takes a savvy comic mind to pack a quality joke into Twitter's 280 character limit. Not everyone's got the chops. Their one-liners fall flat. Their tweets smack of try-hard desperation. Not these tweetsmiths. These writers and shillers of amusing observations have managed to find that harmonious sweet spot of humor and brevity. 

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, comedy, comic, parenting, dating | logan @brainwxrms IOVA imagine being girl and having keep an extra pair underwear ur car just case some dude revs his truck up at stop light
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32 Times KeetPotato Killed it With the Twitter Game

KeetPotato has long been a frontrunner for the title of most witty twitter account and here's 32 reasons why. 

Times KeetPotato Killed it With the Twitter Game
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Naked Woman Gets Locked Out Of German Spa In This Nightmarish Twitter Tale

If you think your most embarrassing story is bad, just wait til you read writer Anbara Salam's mortifying Twitter story. Let's just say, it involves nudity, a language barrier, and a whole lot of crying. Get ready to cringe. 

Head on over to Fail Blog to read even more embarrassing moments!

Funny and embarrassing Twitter story of a woman who gets locked out of a German spa while completely naked | Anbara Salam @anbara_salam 5h Friends, there's nothing quite like running, naked crying, around an industrial machine room spot service lift. Out sheer panic run into lift, covering each boob turn, mashing buttons. 6/
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Twitter Thread: Science Professor Obsessively Ranks Gummy Bears

Just when we thought we'd seen it all we come across an extensive, impressively obsessive ranking of gummy bears from a science professor that managed to take this admirably seriously. 

A science professor runs an obsessive breakdown of the world's best gummy bears | Scott Barolo Follow @sbarolo Are there really 12? Let's get sorting St. Haribo, forgive
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An SNL Writer Is Replying To Trump's Tweets Like They're Texts And It's Hilarious

SNL writer Josh Patten is trolling the President hard. The writer and comedian announced his new project "Responding To Trump Tweets Like They Were Texts" on July 16th, and we can't get enough of it. Patten's "text" responses are brief and colloquial, providing contrast that helps highlight just how over the top and exclamatory the President's tweets can be. Patten has declined to comment on the project, but we're definitely hoping to see more of these "text exchanges" in the future. 

troll trolls trump epicly by replying to his tweets like there are personal
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Insufferable Hipster Dude Ruins Party In This Hilarious Twitter Thread

There are some people in this world who have absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever, and this vinegar-loving hipster dude is a prime example of that. Luckily for us, writer Sarah Gailey documented the story on Twitter to entertain us, and for that we're grateful. 

Seriously, who the absolute f*ck puts beans or vinegar in a smoothie, let alone both?

Funny Twitter story written by a woman who attended a mimosa party where someone added in vinegar to the juices without being asked to | tweet by Sarah Gailey gaileyfrey Who wants hear story Worst Party Guest Ever? hope do because this is happening. so at this party. Brunch party because all my friends are insufferable hipsters bring an ASSORTMENT juices mimosa bar
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People Are Trolling the Shit Out of Donald Trump After His St. Patrick's Day Tweet

Donald Trump's kept it pretty low key on Twitter in recent days. That didn't stop him from penning a little St. Paddy's Day sentiment though. If only he'd spell checked before sending it off though. Then again, would we expect anything less than this from the guy with a wide-reaching, well-developed reputation already for spelling shit in his own language incorrectly?

Yeah, yeah, we know. Here are some Trump Memes to smooth it over.

trump tweets for St Patrick's day and fails with mispellings and mistakes
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Seventeen Times Oblivious People Didn't Quite Get The Joke

Normally we think it's wrong to make fun of people's misfortunes, but these moments of incredible obliviousness were just too good to pass up. So scroll down to see some instances of people not quite understanding obvious jokes, and then click here for more "Ate The Onion" moments!

Funny comments by people who didn't understand satire | K JK Rowling stands Karen. 9:33 am 07 Jun 20 Twitter Web App O50 839 281 Comments 102 Shares O Like Comment Share WRONG Her middle name is Kathleen. Do some research before posting anything on Internet! Also don't believe every single thing on Internet! | HERO4 GoPro THEHARDTIMES.NET Strapped GoPro On Bee See Why Bees Are Dying And Boy Did Find Out Quick Um? Bees are too small 's so fake 6m 1 like Reply
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