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Remember the days when we could watch movies in the theater without a care in the world? Our biggest worry was which size popcorn to get (large obviously) or where to sit (back row, middle seats, duh). But those days are distant memories, and who knows when we'll be allowed back into theaters. We wouldn't even mind the obnoxious idiots who talk throughout the movie, or who have their phones on loud—just bring back normality, please! Joining us in movie theater nostalgia is writer Mike Ginn, who recently tweeted: "The thing I miss most about movie theaters is overhearing someone say the dumbest f—king thing I've ever heard before the previews start." His tweet went viral, and he received thousands of replies from people, all sharing the dumbest things they've overheard at the movies. What's yours?

Donald Trump's kept it pretty low key on Twitter in recent days. That didn't stop him from penning a little St. Paddy's Day sentiment though. If only he'd spell checked before sending it off though. Then again, would we expect anything less than this from the guy with a wide-reaching, well-developed reputation already for spelling shit in his own language incorrectly?

Yeah, yeah, we know. Here are some Trump Memes to smooth it over.

You wake up with this pressing feeling that you've just come up with the most genius thought. Maybe it's an idea for a screenplay or a song, and the only way to get it out of your head is to get it on paper. Then the next morning you find your masterpiece. And it just says "gorilla napkins." Weird thoughts just make perfect sense when you're asleep.Twitter knows.

These Ant-Man/Thanos memes are all kinds of hilariously twisted. That being said they hit the internet just in time for the hype buildup to Avengers: Endgame. This was clearly just too ripe of an opportunity for the memers and Marvel fans to pass up on. Thank goodness. 

Just when we thought we'd seen it all we come across an extensive, impressively obsessive ranking of gummy bears from a science professor that managed to take this admirably seriously. 

KeetPotato has long been a frontrunner for the title of most witty twitter account and here's 32 reasons why. 

Look, we're totally here for LGBTQ+ rights, but we're a little skeptical of the people trying to add "sapiosexual" into that mix.

If you're not sure what the hell a "sapiosexual" is, let us enlighten you: it's a person who's supposedly attracted to someone's intelligence over their physical attractiveness. It's a subgroup of people who might fit into what we'd call the "neckbeard" category, and apparently some have been trying to add it as a category in the LGBTQ+ community.

The term came into the spotlight last week after music producer Mark Ronson "came out" as sapiosexual on Good Morning Britain. Here are some memes and reaction tweets we LOL'd at.

The last time we were talking about Adele was after she revealed photos of her dramatic weight loss back in May. The internet is yet again talking about her appearance, except this time it's in a far less favorable light. The award-winning singer-songwriter is facing some serious internet criticism after donning Bantu knots for Notting Hill's Carnival. The occasion is a celebration of Caribbean culture, and many felt that Adele's use of the hairstyle was more cultural appropriation than appreciation. As one can imagine, Twitter users were very quick to jump on the look, to admonish the singer, defend her, and (most humorously) meme the shit out of her. While we've included some of the more serious takes in this gallery, we've chosen instead to focus on the humor. Cultural appropriation isn't funny, but mocking people who are guilty of it? Bring it on.

Writer Shiv Ramdas became a huge hit on Twitter yesterday after sharing what became a viral saga of his frustrated brother-in-law, a truck of rice, and his absolutely terrifying-sounding sister. The "BIL" in question had apparently grown weary of being sent to the store for rice every damn day. And it seems the man finally snapped - and instead of ordering a big bag of the staple grain, he purchased an entire truck of rice. Needless to say, his wife was not happy with the truck of rice in front of the house. And some intense (and hilarious) negotiating ensued. We've put the story in this gallery, but be sure to follow Shiv if you like his storytelling. We definitely do.

The Internet Gods have spoken: we have been overdue for another stupid social media privacy hoax. This time around, boomers and the technologically ignorant are concerned about their already non-existent privacy on image-sharing site Instagram.The post claims that deleted photos and messages will be made public unless the "memo" is shared. The message is laughable, but the masses are pretty damn gullible where privacy is concerned. To make matters worse, celebrities and politicians such as Rick Perry (The US Secretary of Energy...) and Usher have been sharing the bogus spam as well. Instagram and Twitter users with a bit more of their wits about them have been using this opportunity to roast their share-happy peers via memes and exasperated tweets - and the results are pretty fricken' funny. 

As far as god-awful movies go, first we got Sonic, and now we have...Cats, which will be released in theaters tomorrow.

The egregiousness of the latter was brought to light by Twitter user River Wells, whose tweet about the movie's comically bad reviews went viral. We gotta say though, some of these reviews are so ridiculous that they almost make us want to go watch the movie. Almost.

We're starting to think that maybe, just maybe, producers are making horrendously bad movies on purpose in order to get people to watch them ironically.

Replies this clever are pretty hard to come by; you've kinda just just gotta be in the right place at the right time, and brands like Wendy's - the absolute champions of the roast - know this all too well. Some of these people seriously deserve an award for their witty replies!