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Funny and embarrassing Twitter story of a woman who gets locked out of a German spa while completely naked | Anbara Salam @anbara_salam 5h Friends, there's nothing quite like running, naked crying, around an industrial machine room spot service lift. Out sheer panic run into lift, covering each boob turn, mashing buttons. 6/

Naked Woman Gets Locked Out Of German Spa In This Nightmarish Twitter Tale

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Kanye West Has Left Twitter But Here Are Some Of His Oddly Inspirational And Thought-Provoking Tweets

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Oh. We Stand Corrected.

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Random Memes And Tweets For Your Scrolling Pleasure

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People's Real Life Plot Twists

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It's Almost as Good as Getting an Education, Right?

Funny trending movie memes, misquotes, miscaptions, movie stills, funny memes | well, Master Wayne suppose this is Batman Begins Alfred the butler | Put Matrix on phone, tell him blow Neo Keanu Reeves

28 Dumb Yet Satisfying 'Movie Title In Movie Lines' Memes

Funny and cringey memes about pyramid schemes | interesting Today 12:19 p.m. Hey girl, have ever tried essential oils before feel like 's something totally jibes with personality Hey girl! Have ever shown an interest my life or my personality beyond trying hawk MLM products | hey see love coffee! if Y cOuld just suit+ch ur coffee and lose 10-30 lbs would looking few product models who will get use my discount! are interested 12:45 PM rather crap my hands and clap no need be rude hun Blocked

16 MLM Cringeposts For Boss Babes And 'Entrepreneurs' Alike

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Funny Tweets, Funny Memes, Twitter Jokes, Funny Jokes, Clever Tweets, Twitter | sarah TMASER @softbithc moons fucking massive tonight wtf banana reflecting in windshield | Ron Iver @ronnui_ There's saying "never be smartest person room" and live by those words comes very naturally

30 Tweets That Are Comedy Gold

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Someone is Going to Get Fired for TWC News Austin's Dong-tastic Accidental Tweet

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Twitter Explores the Stupid and Nonsensical Things We've Written down in the Middle of the Night

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19 Head Shakingly Ridiculous Moments of Pure Facepalm

Funny Twitter story written by a woman who attended a mimosa party where someone added in vinegar to the juices without being asked to | tweet by Sarah Gailey gaileyfrey Who wants hear story Worst Party Guest Ever? hope do because this is happening. so at this party. Brunch party because all my friends are insufferable hipsters bring an ASSORTMENT juices mimosa bar

Insufferable Hipster Dude Ruins Party In This Hilarious Twitter Thread

Man manages to dodge a speeding ticket using fart spray | JJ @FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding) but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out

Man Dodges Speeding Ticket With Fart Spray

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Twitter thread on weirdness of The Cheesecake Factory | max sledroom @MaxKrie If want fully immersive "postmodern design hellscape" themed dining experience highly recommend dinner at Cheesecake Factory design perspective place is fuckin wild and talk little bit about why | max sledroom @Max 12h v interior is world aesthetic chaos feels like mix between Fry's Electronics, an overgrown Panera, and laser tag arena s sensational Palm trees sit aside 2000's-chic glass lighting fixtures, French limes

Twitter Thread: Cheesecake Factory is A World of Contradictions

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We've Found Him, the King of the Douchebags!