soccer
Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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18-year-old refuses to invite his stepmom to his high school graduation because she locked him in a room when he was 6: 'She just doesn't know how to act.'
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Employee starts 8 hour finance shift at 7 AM, boss reprimands him for his 'schedule and visibility': 'Most people come in around nine and leave around six'
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Company denies leave request sent in 6 months prior, claims they've run out of PTO after draining it for closure days
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27-year-old saves for over a year to gift Mom a cruise, the day after she gives her the tickets, the mom books a 2nd cruise for the entire family: 'She completely overshadowed my gift'
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Lazy employee demands coworker cancel customer policy, faces clapback in response: 'I've had enough'
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