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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.

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Landon Donovan dropped a thinly veiled reference to USMNT boss Jurgen Klinsmann leaving him off the World Cup roster in 2014 allegedly because of Donovan's age, praising veteran 35-year-old women's team veteran Abby Wambach despite the fact that she only played 10 minutes during the team's 2-0 over Germany on Tuesday. ESPN commentator Alexei Lalas fired back at Donovan with this zinger:


Ooh snap! Any thoughts, Landon? Wait, didn't Lalas pick Germany to win the match?

Counter-zinger, b*tch!