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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Parents hide Yale and West Point athletic scholarships from their 17-year-old son, don't tell him about them until he's 24: 'You aren't that smart anyway'
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Brother-in-law insists that husband moves out of his wife's family home that he owns so her aging mother can live there: 'They don’t care if my wife stays or moves with me, they just want ME gone'
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Fresh college grad lends a phone charger to an older woman at the airport, earns the mentorship of a lifetime: ‘It’s wild how small things can snowball into something way bigger.’
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Boyfriend refuses to marry the mother of his 2 children who he's been with for 6 years: 'If he doesn’t propose before December 31st, I am leaving'
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20-year-old student discovers through social media that her roommate adopted a cat behind her back, after she persistently refused to get a pet, claiming it would become her responsibility: 'I’m angry, I’m annoyed, I just don’t know how to go about it'
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