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Here we see Schalke 04 goalkeeper Timo Hildebrand putting the ball on the ground getting ready to boot it to his teammates. However, he didn't manage to notice Chelsea striker Samuel Eto'o getting his creep on from the other side of the field. What's more ridiculous is that this was match in the UEFA Champions League, emphasis on Champions. What's supposed to be a clash of Europe's elite teams ends up looking like a high school JV match. Wake up down there, goalie!

Cristiano Ronaldo wants the ball boy to hurry up and give him the ball. Ball boy doesn't appreciate Ronaldo's tone.

SERVED.

THIS freakin' guy.

One good flop deserves another.

Clint Dempsey may be a household name after the World Cup, but apparently he isn't exactly a "household face" quite yet. Watch as people answer questions about him while being completely unaware of who they're talking to!