Babies

Mark Malkoff thinks that babies in New York City have it real easy. They get carried around in their fancy shmancy björns all day and they don't even have to pay cab fare! So, to live the high life like babies do, Malkoff enlisted the help of half-man, half-mountain Grizz Chapman of 30 Rock fame to carry him around for a day on the streets of NYC. Move along, folks! No need to stare!

Except he left out one small detail: they haven't actually had the baby yet...

That baby has class.