Babies

Now daddy's gonna sound wike a doofus on de internet!

That baby has class.

So we all know that Hyperflesh baby masks are just about the creepiest looking masks in the history of ever. Naturally, it makes them fantastic for scaring the crap out of unsuspecting car washing girls.

Mark Malkoff thinks that babies in New York City have it real easy. They get carried around in their fancy shmancy björns all day and they don't even have to pay cab fare! So, to live the high life like babies do, Malkoff enlisted the help of half-man, half-mountain Grizz Chapman of 30 Rock fame to carry him around for a day on the streets of NYC. Move along, folks! No need to stare!

It's just that good.